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   Lardy Girl to All   
   Two weirdies   
   01 Dec 18 14:14:50   
   
   From: usteen@asdf.fi   
      
   For perpetrating more than nine years of fajita thievery, Texas's   
   Gilberto Escamilla has been sentenced to 50 years in prison.  The scale   
   of the sentence is intended to match the scale of the crime: he stole   
   over a million euros' worth of fajitas in this time, ordering them   
   through the county juvenile detention centre where he works but   
   delivering them to his own customers.  The scheme - which he told the   
   court had 'spun out of control' - came to light when the 53-year-old   
   Escamilla had a sick day: co-workers were puzzled when a 360-kilo   
   fajita delivery arrived, since the centre doesn't serve fajitas.   
      
     Gilberto Escamilla =   
     Local miserable git   
     It's come: a large bill   
      
      
   When workers at a New York City cafe opened a freezer, a man   
   jumped out and shouted 'Away from me, Satan!', then grabbed a knife   
   and went on the offensive.  As soon as the workers wrested the blade   
   from him, he dropped dead of a heart attack.   
     The staff of Sarabeth's Restaurant now know who it was hiding in   
   their cold case: 54-year-old Carlton Henderson, recently linked to a   
   1988 double murder.  Four days before the freezer incident, he had   
   been released on bail in Boston, after the granting of his attorney's   
   motion to suppress evidence from the police cold-case team.   
      
     Carlton Henderson = Coroners lent hand   
      
      
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