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|    01 Dec 18 14:14:50    |
      From: usteen@asdf.fi              For perpetrating more than nine years of fajita thievery, Texas's       Gilberto Escamilla has been sentenced to 50 years in prison. The scale       of the sentence is intended to match the scale of the crime: he stole       over a million euros' worth of fajitas in this time, ordering them       through the county juvenile detention centre where he works but       delivering them to his own customers. The scheme - which he told the       court had 'spun out of control' - came to light when the 53-year-old       Escamilla had a sick day: co-workers were puzzled when a 360-kilo       fajita delivery arrived, since the centre doesn't serve fajitas.               Gilberto Escamilla =        Local miserable git        It's come: a large bill                     When workers at a New York City cafe opened a freezer, a man       jumped out and shouted 'Away from me, Satan!', then grabbed a knife       and went on the offensive. As soon as the workers wrested the blade       from him, he dropped dead of a heart attack.        The staff of Sarabeth's Restaurant now know who it was hiding in       their cold case: 54-year-old Carlton Henderson, recently linked to a       1988 double murder. Four days before the freezer incident, he had       been released on bail in Boston, after the granting of his attorney's       motion to suppress evidence from the police cold-case team.               Carlton Henderson = Coroners lent hand                     --       A n n a S h e f l - For email, substitute 'usenet' for its anagram        - "Never eat more than you can lift." --Miss Piggy -        alt.anagrams FAQ: http://theanna.org/grams/        Weird news archive and more: http://theanna.org/              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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