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|    15 Aug 19 09:09:58    |
      From: usteen@asdf.fi              First, the background, from Anna's News Clippings:              Not long after deported illegal alien Larry Ely Murillo-Moncada made       his way back to Council Bluffs, Iowa, from Honduras, his parents       contacted the authorities. They explained that, perhaps because of       a reaction to his medicine, he had walked out of their house       mid-argument and vanished in a snowstorm. According to Police       Sergeant Brandon Danielson, the 25-year-old man left with 'no shoes,       no socks, no keys, no car' back in 2009. We now know where he went.        Though not scheduled for a shift, he headed for the No Frills       Supermarket where he worked, apparently aiming for the unofficial       break area on top of the cooling units. Officials believe that       Murillo-Moncada fell into the 45 cm gap between the wall and a cooler,       which was where renovation workers recently found his corpse. It is       believed that compressor noise would have drowned out any cries for       help.               Larry E. Murillo-Moncada = "Dear all: May I run /Mr Cool/?"        Larry Ely Murillo-Moncada = Lad: "May I _really_ run /Mr Cool/?"                     --       A n n a S h e f l - For email, substitute 'usenet' for its anagram        - "Never eat more than you can lift." --Miss Piggy -        alt.anagrams FAQ: http://theanna.org/grams/        Weird news archive and more: http://theanna.org/              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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