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   Lardy Girl to All   
   More aliens   
   15 Aug 19 09:09:58   
   
   From: usteen@asdf.fi   
      
   First, the background, from Anna's News Clippings:   
      
   Not long after deported illegal alien Larry Ely Murillo-Moncada made   
   his way back to Council Bluffs, Iowa, from Honduras, his parents   
   contacted the authorities.  They explained that, perhaps because of   
   a reaction to his medicine, he had walked out of their house   
   mid-argument and vanished in a snowstorm.  According to Police   
   Sergeant Brandon Danielson, the 25-year-old man left with 'no shoes,   
   no socks, no keys, no car' back in 2009.  We now know where he went.   
     Though not scheduled for a shift, he headed for the No Frills   
   Supermarket where he worked, apparently aiming for the unofficial   
   break area on top of the cooling units.  Officials believe that   
   Murillo-Moncada fell into the 45 cm gap between the wall and a cooler,   
   which was where renovation workers recently found his corpse.  It is   
   believed that compressor noise would have drowned out any cries for   
   help.   
      
     Larry E. Murillo-Moncada = "Dear all: May I run /Mr Cool/?"   
     Larry Ely Murillo-Moncada = Lad: "May I _really_ run /Mr Cool/?"   
      
      
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