both are great, though the first one is particularly fine :-)   
      
   On Wednesday, 23 October 2019 15:38:39 UTC+1, Lardy Girl  wrote:   
   > CHARACTER 1:   
   > In 2014, a Florida family hired nanny Marissa A. Mowry to look after   
   > their 11-year-old son.  She ended up doing a bit more than that, and   
   > she gave birth to his child later in the year.  The family found out   
   > only in 2017, after the boy reported the abuse and a DNA test proved   
   > his claim.  Pleading guilty to various sexual crimes, Mowry was   
   > recently sentenced to 20 years in prison.  Meanwhile, the victim looks   
   > after the resulting child when the two young men aren't both attending   
   > school.   
   >   
   >   Marissa A. Mowry ~ is a mama's worry.   
   >   
   >   
   > CHARACTER 2:   
   > Cilla Carden is a Perth woman who has embraced veganism and,   
   > therefore, has not embraced her neighbours' embracing of an Australian   
   > traditio - the backyard barbecue.  She has sued them for cooking meat   
   > and fish in their yard. 'I can't enjoy my backyard' she recently said on   
   > appeal to the Supreme Court of Australia, and she argued that the   
   > intent behind her neighbours' outdoor cooking is to anger her.   
   >   In response, Facebook-users have organised a community barbecue, to   
   > be held near Carden's home on 19 October, with thousands of people   
   > claiming that they will attend.   
   >   
   >   Cilla Carden ~ circled 'anal'.   
   >   
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