From: usteen@asdf.fi   
      
   On the eve of a judicial conference, in Indianapolis, three   
   alcohol-lubricated Indiana county judges - Andrew Adams, Bradley   
   Jacobs, and Sabrina Bell - headed for a gentlemen's club at the end of   
   the evening's drinking but found it closed.  So they opted instead for   
   a White Castle food establishment (few people would consider these   
   restaurants).  In the car park there, the three drunken judges entered   
   a disagreement with two people in an SUV. Adams engaged in what was   
   later deemed to be battery, and Bell allegedly brandished a   
   middle finger in anger.  This left the non-judge pair unhappy, so they   
   shot Adams and Jacobs.  The suspects fled the scene but were later   
   arrested, and the wounded judges received emergency surgery.   
     Adams has been suspended without pay for 60 days and the other two   
   judges for a month, on account of actions that the Indiana   
   Supreme Court described as having 'discredited the entire Indiana   
   judiciary'.   
      
   Sabrina Bell = Label: 'Brains'   
     And, if she is reactionary in her judgements:   
     Sabrina Bell = "Ban liberals!"   
      
   Andrew Adams = New sad drama   
     And, if he escalated the altercation greatly:   
     Andrew Adams ~ demands a war.   
      
   Bradley Brown Jacobs = Bar crawls beyond job   
     And, if he was incoherent at the time of the incident:   
     Bradley Brown Jacobs = Clown jabbers by road   
   In any case, he probably can't escape justice by playing his...   
   law-job snobbery card.   
      
      
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