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   wordysturdy@gmail.com to Lardy Girl   
   Re: Two weirdies (non-virus-related)   
   27 Apr 20 07:36:57   
   
   On Friday, 10 April 2020 22:08:08 UTC+1, Lardy Girl  wrote:   
   > Prof. Peter Davies is a British tuberculosis expert whose wife, at   
   > his encouragement, installed filters on his home computer in an attempt   
   > to prevent him from viewing pornography.  The failure of this attempt   
   > became clear when Liverpool Heart and Chest Hospital traced   
   > 'inappropriate browsing activity' to his work computer, on which he'd   
   > viewed such content as a person engaging in sexual relations with a   
   > horse and a dog.  Davies, 70, has now been dismissed for engaging in   
   > gross misconduct.   
   >   He told the Medical Practitioners' Tribunal Service that, although   
   > he had viewed these particular images out of curiosity, he has had an   
   > addiction to pornography since age 18 and had been receiving   
   > counselling for this.  He added: 'I'm amazed the NHS trust had no   
   > means of finding out earlier in a sense, and I'm grateful to that   
   > person who did.'   
   >   
   >   Peter Davies = I, seated perv   
   Great find   
      
   might it not read better as "Seated, I perv" ?   
      
   bringing in his title:   
   Professor Peter Davies = Prefer pet or ass videos   
   >   
   >   
   > At a supermarket in Anne Arundel, Maryland, a man jostled hapless   
   > shopper Katie Peters and applied a syringe to one of her buttocks.  Her   
   > startled reaction to the cigarette-burn-like sensation prompted the man   
   > to state 'I know it feels like a bee sting, doesn't it?'.  After   
   > leaving, she discovered the inflamed puncture to her skin and started   
   > feeling 'really bad' pain.  Investigating, the county police department   
   > identified the substance from the syringe as semen.   
   >   Thanks to security footage, a suspect has been identified too:   
   > Thomas Byron Stemen, who was found in possession of several syringes   
   > of this nature.  Although two people at the supermarket narrowly   
   > escaped his 'very aggressive and very deliberate' stabbing attempts,   
   > detectives believe there are other victims and have asked them to step   
   > forward.   
   >   
   >   Shot at by Mr Semen! No!! = Thomas Byron Stemen   
   > or   
   >   That's semen by moron ~ Thomas Byron Stemen   
      
   the name Stemen is just crying out for this and I think what you have done   
   be-comes him very well ;-)   
      
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