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|    wordysturdy@gmail.com to Lardy Girl    |
|    Re: Two weirdies (non-virus-related)    |
|    27 Apr 20 07:36:57    |
      On Friday, 10 April 2020 22:08:08 UTC+1, Lardy Girl wrote:       > Prof. Peter Davies is a British tuberculosis expert whose wife, at       > his encouragement, installed filters on his home computer in an attempt       > to prevent him from viewing pornography. The failure of this attempt       > became clear when Liverpool Heart and Chest Hospital traced       > 'inappropriate browsing activity' to his work computer, on which he'd       > viewed such content as a person engaging in sexual relations with a       > horse and a dog. Davies, 70, has now been dismissed for engaging in       > gross misconduct.       > He told the Medical Practitioners' Tribunal Service that, although       > he had viewed these particular images out of curiosity, he has had an       > addiction to pornography since age 18 and had been receiving       > counselling for this. He added: 'I'm amazed the NHS trust had no       > means of finding out earlier in a sense, and I'm grateful to that       > person who did.'       >       > Peter Davies = I, seated perv       Great find              might it not read better as "Seated, I perv" ?              bringing in his title:       Professor Peter Davies = Prefer pet or ass videos       >       >       > At a supermarket in Anne Arundel, Maryland, a man jostled hapless       > shopper Katie Peters and applied a syringe to one of her buttocks. Her       > startled reaction to the cigarette-burn-like sensation prompted the man       > to state 'I know it feels like a bee sting, doesn't it?'. After       > leaving, she discovered the inflamed puncture to her skin and started       > feeling 'really bad' pain. Investigating, the county police department       > identified the substance from the syringe as semen.       > Thanks to security footage, a suspect has been identified too:       > Thomas Byron Stemen, who was found in possession of several syringes       > of this nature. Although two people at the supermarket narrowly       > escaped his 'very aggressive and very deliberate' stabbing attempts,       > detectives believe there are other victims and have asked them to step       > forward.       >       > Shot at by Mr Semen! No!! = Thomas Byron Stemen       > or       > That's semen by moron ~ Thomas Byron Stemen              the name Stemen is just crying out for this and I think what you have done       be-comes him very well ;-)              >       >       >       > --       > A n n a S h e f l - For email, substitute 'usenet' for its anagram       > - "Never eat more than you can lift." --Miss Piggy -       > alt.anagrams FAQ: http://theanna.org/grams/       > Weird news archive and more: http://theanna.org/              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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