From: LG-usteen@asdf.fi   
      
   The two people aren't Biden and Trump, I promise...   
      
   Shortly after Anchorage, Alaska, news anchor Maria Athens announced via   
   Facebook that she would soon report on the mayor having posted photos   
   of his naked body on an 'underage website', the Fox/ABC affiliate   
   barred Athens from its studio.  She then released an image described   
   as the backside of mayor Ethan Berkowitz, 58.  This was followed by   
   denials from his office and release of a voice-mail message described   
   as death threats made by Athens against the mayor and his wife.   
     He has since resigned and admitted to 'a consensual, inappropriate   
   messaging relationship' with Athens.  An investigation found no   
   evidence of criminal conduct on his part.  Athens, in contrast, was   
   arrested for trespassing at the studio and assaulting the station   
   manager - who is her boyfriend - for not letting her run her story.   
      
     Maria Athens = I trash a name   
     Maria Athens ~ is a man-hater!   
      
      
   District administrators restricted Sylvain Helaine from teaching   
   kindergarten at Docteur Morere Elementary School, near Paris, after a   
   three-year-old not in his direct care encountered him in a common area   
   and began having nightmares about him.  Helaine, 35, stresses that his   
   pupils - now age 6 and up - and their parents have always been able   
   to see past his full-body tattoos and surgically blackened eyes and   
   that, therefore, the school's decision was 'quite sad'.   
        See theanna.org/clip/imageskindergarten_teacher.jpg   
      
   Sylvain Helaine = Insanely evil? Ha!   
      
   Teacher Sylvain Helaine = In eye archive: 'SATAN/HELL'   
   Teacher Sylvain Helaine = Satanic?  'Hell, yeah!' / 'I never...!'   
   Teacher Sylvain Helaine ~ has an EVIL eye chart line.   
      
      
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