From: LG-usteen@asdf.fi   
      
   A topical long anagram...   
      
      
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   The Duke of Edinburgh...   
      
   to a driving instructor in Oban:   
     'How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them to   
   pass their test?'   
      
   on seeing a plaque at a site in India where the British Army slaughtered   
   2,000 civilians:   
     'No, no, we didn't slaughter that many.'   
      
   to a lady in Kenya who gave him a small gift:   
     'You _are_ a woman, aren't you?'   
      
   in 1996, upon introduction to then TV head Sir Michael Bishop:   
     'So _you_'re responsible for the kind of crap Channel Four produces!'   
      
   =   
      
   to a student hiker, 'humour' on Papua New Guinean culture:   
     'You managed not to get eaten, then?'   
      
   when a child visiting Salford University told of his wish to go to   
   space (2001):   
     'You're too fat to be an astronaut.'   
      
   in Canada (whose natives 'slur'), in '69:   
     'I declare this thing open, whatever it is.'   
      
     'Yak, yak, yak; come on, get a move on!' -   
   shouted to hurry the Queen along from Belize Harbor   
      
   on himself, HRH Prince Philip, as his 90th birthday loomed:   
     'Bits are beginning to drop off.'  Indeed.   
      
      
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