From: imbibe@mindspring.com   
      
   For Maximum Protection, Vaccine Now Offered In Continuous   
   IV Drip You Carry Around For The Rest Of Your Life   
   https://babylonbee.com/news/for-maximum-protection-vaccine-now-o   
   fered-in-continuous-iv-drip-you-carry-around-for-the-rest-of-your-life   
      
   Good Samaritan Sees Man Being Oppressed By Police,   
   Rushes Over To Loot A Target   
   https://babylonbee.com/news/good-samaritan-sees-man-being-oppres   
   ed-by-police-and-goes-to-loot-a-target   
      
   Media Relieved To Be Covering The Good Kind Of Riots Again   
   https://babylonbee.com/news/media-relieved-to-go-back-to-coverin   
   -the-good-kind-of-riots   
      
   Pope Announces Vaccine Selfies Can Now Be Turned In   
   To Spring A Relative Out Of Purgatory   
   https://babylonbee.com/news/pope-announces-that-vaccine-selfies-   
   an-be-turned-in-to-spring-a-relative-out-of-purgatory   
      
   'It Is Still Not Safe To Go Outside,' Says Fauci's Head   
   In A Jar In Year 2739   
   https://babylonbee.com/news/it-is-still-not-ok-to-go-outside-say   
   -faucis-head-in-a-jar-in-year-2739   
      
   Gaps In Border Wall To Be Plugged Up With Trillions Of   
   Freshly Printed Dollars   
   https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-proposes-printing-trillions-of   
   dollars-to-plug-gaps-in-border-wall   
      
   New Disney+ Premium Service Will Send A Satanist Drag Queen   
   To Your House To Teach Your Kids About Communism   
   https://babylonbee.com/news/new-disney-premium-service-will-send   
   a-satanist-drag-queen-to-your-house-to-teach-your-kids-about-communism   
      
   Nation Braces For Most Peaceful Protests Yet   
   https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-braces-for-most-peaceful-protests-yet   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)