From: LG-usteen@asdf.fi   
      
   Three weirdies to start the year...   
      
   Seeking new beginnings, Arkansas's Laura Oglesby applied for a   
   social-security card on her daughter's behalf and used it to get herself   
   a driving licence.  The 40-something Oglesby then moved to Missouri,   
   where she enrolled as a Southwest Baptist University student, gained   
   employment at a library, and began dating young men in the guise of   
   her 22-year-old daughter Lauren Hays.  After roughly two years of this   
   life and $25,000 in debt accumulated under Hays's name, a traffic stop   
   led to things unravelling.  She faces up to five years behind bars for   
   identity theft and has been ordered to pay restitution to her daughter   
   and the university.   
      
     A really bogus ~ Laura Oglesby   
      
      
   Louisiana's Rutledge Deas IV is at it again.  Having been rumbled for   
   posing as a mentally disabled man in order to get female nurses to   
   'babysit' him and change his nappies, he pleaded guilty to attempted   
   human-trafficking (of care workers) and drugs charges and was given a   
   12-year prison sentence.  That was suspended in a plea deal, however,   
   and the 31-year-old Deas has now been caught violating his probation   
   by not just employing the same ruse again but also asking at least one   
   victim to help find more caregivers to help with his ostensible   
   special needs.  Police are still trying to find all of the possible   
   victims.   
      
     Rutledge Deas IV = Devil sated urge   
       Or is 'Add severe guilt' better?   
     Rutledge Deas IV = Deserved guilt   
      
      
   In Milbank, South Dakota, Brent Monroe Hanson, 57, gave sister-in-law   
   Jessica vague answers about what had become of her dog, which he'd   
   promised to care for while she was in hospital.  Her husband Clyde   
   intervened once the ensuing argument had escalated to blows to her   
   head, and the couple reported the incident to the police.   
     A few months later, police chief Boyd VanVooren called Brent in to   
   ask whether there'd been further issues and to give him a Christmas   
   card from church.  Told that Clyde and Jessica 'no longer live   
   [t]here', VanVooren might have left it at that, but a call then came   
   in from a food-delivery worker about blood on the Hansons' door.  So   
   the chief asked where the pair had moved.  The answer was a   
   throat-slitting motion and 'I snapped; I killed them on Sunday.'   
     Officers found their machete- and baseball-bat-mangled bodies behind   
   a tarp and drywall.  The couple's three-year-old son was unharmed;   
   in the days since the three murders (Jessica was heavily gravid), Brent   
   had been looking after him in another part of the house.   
      
   Brent Monroe Hanson = No manners, no bother   
      
      
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