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|    Three weirdies for you    |
|    15 Mar 22 16:10:12    |
      From: LG-usteen@asdf.fi              English astrophysicist Matthew Willson proved unable to predict the       physics affecting another part of the planet, his girlfriend Katherine       Shepard's flat in Atlanta, Georgia. While he was lying in bed there,       a stray bullet from a nearby building passed through a patch of woods       and an exterior wall, hitting the 31-year-old Willson in the head. He       later died in hospital.        While gunfire had been heard from the neighbouring block of flats       2-3 times in the preceding months, this time it wasn't 'just a few       shots', according to Shepard's flat-mate; it 'kept going on for 20 or       30 minutes, until one of the stray bullets hit Matthew'.        Appealing for information, police sergeant Jake Kissel said: 'Even       though we believe that it was a random act [...], we're still       approaching it as a homicide.'               Matthew Willson = two thin walls -> me                     Three men in West Lakeland, Florida, were watching a televised       basketball game when they 'heard a pop' and saw the three-year-old boy       in their care dash for his bedroom after having shot his sister, age       2, in the chest. Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd reported that, while       the men then were speeding to hospital with the siblings, they T-boned       a vehicle that turned into their path, 'and there were significant       injuries from that as well'. Another motorist completed the hospital       run, and the girl has undergone likely the first of several surgeries.        In response to 23-year-old gun-owner Kevonte' Wilson's comment that       he'd hidden the firearm to keep it away from the children, Judd said:       'I don't know how you think you safely keep a gun away from       children when you stick it between the couch' and that the adults will       be held appropriately criminally liable in relation to the handgun       issue and the drugs found in the home.               Kevonte' Wilson = Violent news, OK?                     Also in the US South, a worker at the Georgia Vocational       Rehabilitation Agency noticed colleague Robin Folsom's seven-month       baby bump come away from her body and reported her, so the Inspector       General's office began an investigation. After the supposed birth,       Folsom, 43, had the supposed father e-mail her bosses a claim that she       needed several weeks of bed rest. An IG press release states that she       also sent photos to her co-workers of the claimed newborn, which       'depicted children with varying skin tones'.        Investigation of the previous birth for which she'd received paid       maternity leave revealed no records of a child or related medical       procedures that time either. Folsom has been charged on three counts       of making false statements and one count of identity fraud.               Robin Folsom = Lo! Moron fibs!                            --       A n n a S h e f l - For email, substitute 'usenet' for its anagram        - "Never eat more than you can lift." --Miss Piggy -        alt.anagrams FAQ: http://theanna.org/grams/        Weird news archive and more: http://theanna.org/              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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