From: LG-usteen@asdf.fi   
      
   Though normally keeping to himself, Dominican Republic resident Marc   
   eren Claude Biart decided to share his knowledge with the world: the   
   former chef posted Italian-cooking tutorials to YouTube.  To shield   
   his identity from mass consumption, he hid his face.  His failure to   
   conceal 'distinctive body tattoos', however, provided a breakthrough   
   for Italian authorities, who had ordered his arrest back in 2014 for   
   international cocaine trafficking.  Biart is now among the defendants   
   in the 'Ndrangheta mafia trial, whose names took more than three hours   
   to be read out in court.   
      
        Marc Feren Claude Biart = a fumbler incarcerated   
      
      
   Italy's Salvatore Scumace is a 66-year-old man employed as a civil   
   servant in Calabria, Italy.  Since 2005, when he was hired to work at   
   the fire-emergency operations centre of the Pugliese Ciaccio hospital,   
   he has taken home about 538,000 euros in pay without setting foot   
   on the premises even once.   
     The police report that Scumace allegedly threatened a manager who   
   planned to report his chronic absenteeism, while her successor and the   
   human-resources department never noticed his absence.  Six managers   
   are under scrutiny in connection with the case, and Scumace is being   
   investigated for fraud, extortion, and abuse of office.   
      
        Salvatore Scumace, in southern Italy =   
        A truant's choice violates many rules   
      or   
        Man's truancy violates the rules. Ciao!   
      
      
   Upon finding her son's severed head in a bucket in the basement, a   
   Green Bay, Wisconsin, woman contacted the police and pointed them   
   toward the woman who had been down there with him earlier.  That   
   woman, Taylor Denise Schabusiness, explained that she'd become carried   
   away after the victim put a chain around his neck during sex: she   
   enjoyed choking him too much to stop, even when he started to cough up   
   blood.  Schabusiness, 24, told the police that, after 2-3 hours of sex   
   with the corpse, she dismembered it with kitchen knives.  She added   
   that detectives were going to have fun trying to find all of the   
   organs but that, because drugs had made her lazy and paranoid, her   
   plan to remove the limbs from the premises was limited to a foot or   
   leg.  She even forgot to take the victim's head with her.   
      
        Taylor Schabusiness = Constabulary hisses!   
      
      
   Two inmates at the all-female prison in Clifton, New Jersey,   
   have 'fallen pregnant' after consensual sex with transgender prisoners   
   there.  Fellow inmates, variously claiming to have witnessed this   
   activity and faced harassment from some transgender prisoners, have   
   expressed discomfort with the state policy that since last year has   
   permitted pre-surgery individuals to be housed alongside   
   others of their preferred gender.   
     The Department of Corrections is investigating, according to   
   spokesman Dan Sperrazza, and has the right to adjust the housing   
   situation for the 800-plus prisoners at the Edna Mahan Correctional   
   Facility, including its 27 transgender inmates who identify as female.   
      
        the Edna Mahan Correctional Facility =   
        Hot imitation lady, hence carnal farce   
      
      
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