From: *@eli.users.panix.com   
      
   In alt.anagrams, Lardy Girl   wrote:   
   > Alaska Airlines pilot Joseph D. Emerson told aviation authorities that   
      
   On a personal note, I learned of this incident while sitting in an   
   Alaska Airlines flight waiting for boarding to finish.   
      
   >   Pilot Joseph Emerson = Shrooms in jet, people!   
      
   In jest: people < shroom.   
      
   > Payton Shires ~ spins a theory...   
   >   What was that theory exactly?   
   > Payton Shires = OSHA: "Try penis"   
   >   
   > We might even be able to tell the whole story, far into the future,   
   > via anagrams:   
   >   
   >   Payton Shires =   
   >   Ah, penis story...   
   >   A pest is horny   
   >   "Son, therapy is..."   
   >   A python rises   
   >   Prison stay, eh?   
   >   Spinster ahoy!   
      
   Really going above and beyond there.   
      
   Elijah   
   ------   
   too much of a good thing ~ tha' touching goof-mood   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)