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|    28 Jun 24 14:31:04    |
      From: LG-usteen@asdf.fi              A woman arrested outside a San Diego convenience store for stealing       asked arresting officer Anthony Hair whether he is single, then offered       sexual activity in exchange for not being brought in for questioning.       Hair bundled her into the back of his cruiser anyway. Twenty minutes       later, he placed a panic-laced radio call to another officer,       explaining that he'd locked himself in the police car while checking       on the suspect, who had passed out.        Bodycam footage didn't show her collapse, since Hair had turned off       his bodycam. Other evidence was available, however - such as semen on       Hair's belt. He has resigned from the force.               Anthony Hair ~ ain't horny. Ha!                     --       A n n a S h e f l - For email, substitute 'usenet' for its anagram        - "Never eat more than you can lift." --Miss Piggy -        alt.anagrams FAQ: http://theanna.org/grams/        Weird news archive and more: http://theanna.org/              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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