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   Lardy Girl to All   
   A weirdy for you   
   28 Jun 24 14:31:04   
   
   From: LG-usteen@asdf.fi   
      
   A woman arrested outside a San Diego convenience store for stealing   
   asked arresting officer Anthony Hair whether he is single, then offered   
   sexual activity in exchange for not being brought in for questioning.   
   Hair bundled her into the back of his cruiser anyway.  Twenty minutes   
   later, he placed a panic-laced radio call to another officer,   
   explaining that he'd locked himself in the police car while checking   
   on the suspect, who had passed out.   
     Bodycam footage didn't show her collapse, since Hair had turned off   
   his bodycam.  Other evidence was available, however - such as semen on   
   Hair's belt.  He has resigned from the force.   
      
       Anthony Hair ~ ain't horny. Ha!   
      
      
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