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   Lardy Girl to All   
   A weirdle   
   30 Jul 24 08:55:46   
   
   From: LG-usteen@asdf.fi   
      
        Firstly, the Anna's News Clippings item, for background:   
   A Lebanon, Missouri, man noticed that his Mountain Dew tasted odd, but   
   he drank the entire two litres anyway and shrugged off the illness that   
   followed.  A few weeks later, he was able to correlate the odd taste,   
   diarrhoea, and vomiting with the Mountain Dew in his garage, so he   
   trained a video camera on the fridge there.  Now his wife, Michelle Y.   
   Peters, faces charges of first-degree domestic assault and armed   
   criminal action for repeatedly augmenting his soda with insecticide   
   and 'a chemical in the basement', Roundup weed-killer.   
      Peters told the authorities that she had grown upset because she'd   
   'thrown him a 50th birthday party and he was not appreciative', adding   
   that she 'should have just divorced' the selfish man.   
      
        And here's the anagram:   
   Michelle Peters = Smell the recipe...   
      
      
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