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|    Lardy Girl to All    |
|    A weirdle    |
|    30 Jul 24 08:55:46    |
      From: LG-usteen@asdf.fi               Firstly, the Anna's News Clippings item, for background:       A Lebanon, Missouri, man noticed that his Mountain Dew tasted odd, but       he drank the entire two litres anyway and shrugged off the illness that       followed. A few weeks later, he was able to correlate the odd taste,       diarrhoea, and vomiting with the Mountain Dew in his garage, so he       trained a video camera on the fridge there. Now his wife, Michelle Y.       Peters, faces charges of first-degree domestic assault and armed       criminal action for repeatedly augmenting his soda with insecticide       and 'a chemical in the basement', Roundup weed-killer.        Peters told the authorities that she had grown upset because she'd       'thrown him a 50th birthday party and he was not appreciative', adding       that she 'should have just divorced' the selfish man.               And here's the anagram:       Michelle Peters = Smell the recipe...                     --       A n n a S h e f l - For email, substitute 'usenet' for its anagram        - "Never eat more than you can lift." --Miss Piggy -        alt.anagrams FAQ: http://theanna.org/grams/        Weird news archive and more: http://theanna.org/              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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