From: LG-usteen@asdf.fi   
      
   Thanks to 12 hours of narcotics training, Los Angeles SWAT-team leader   
   Kenneth Franco knew that drawing far more electricity than surrounding   
   shops points to a cannabis 'grow op'.  So he obtained a warrant to   
   storm Noho Diagnostic Center, whose MRI field snagged a signage-immune   
   cop's dangling rifle.  The ensuing unilateral choice to press the big   
   red button initiated a rapid superconductivity loss that freed the LAPD   
   service weapon but also 2,000 L of helium gas.  This lawsuit-sparking   
   incident left the MRI office with a magazine full of cartridges on the   
   floor and an extensively damaged imaging machine.   
      
     Noho Diagnostic Center = Sore technician: "Don't go-  !*@#!"   
     Noho Diagnostic Center = "Disconnection? Oh, great."   
     I got no resonance. Ditch ~ Noho Diagnostic Center!   
     Noho Diagnostic Center = A Seething Doctor Inc., no?   
     Noho Diagnostic Center ~ do no resonating. Hectic...   
   	   
      
   With much fanfare, retired Anglican priest Andrew Wagstaff, 69,   
   returned to Antwerp for the papal visit earlier this month.  These   
   celebrations were cut short, however, by his celebrations at an area   
   rectory, in Kalmthout: he collapsed after drug-enhanced sex with   
   another sixty-something priest.  After summoning the emergency services,   
   the latter pastor was arrested on charges of drugs trafficking   
   that ultimately resulted in death.  Autopsy results remain pending.   
      
     Fag saw & wanted Fr. ~ Andrew Wagstaff.   
     Rev. Andrew Wagstaff = Daft Fr. waves wanger   
     Rev. Andrew Wagstaff = Daft.  Wanger vs. wafer...   
      
      
   A Dusseldorf-region man's encounter with a school building's cactus   
   plant served as a wake-up call for the mayor of Plettenberg.  While   
   the city council stated that privacy concerns preclude revealing the   
   nature of the man's injury, which required medical attention, they   
   also stated that 'what was an injury to the adult man's arm could   
   easily have been a serious injury to the face for a small child in the   
   same place'.  Mayor Ulrich Schulte has declared that 'official and   
   private cacti (Cactaceae) alike must be removed from all municipal   
   buildings immediately', from schools to council desks.   
      
     Mayor Ulrich Schulte = I'm holy cactus-hurler   
      
      
      
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