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   Lardy Girl to All   
   F1 anagrams   
   22 Apr 25 12:25:10   
   
   XPost: rec.autos.sport.f1   
   From: LG-usteen@asdf.fi   
      
   (Followups set to alt.anagrams)   
      
   In a fit of semi-randomness, I found the following silly anagram,   
   which I figure might amuse some denizens of rasf1 and alt.anagrams:   
       Lewis Hamilton =  I'm natsi? Oh, well.   
      
   The upside-down spelling meshes with the idea that upside-down 44 = HH.   
   But fear not - the traditional spelling and F1 drivers with other car   
   numbers aren't left out:   
       Carlos Sainz = Crass ol' Nazi   
      
   I seem to have a knack for finding negativity in most names I examine:   
       George W. Russell = Legs urge "Slower!"   
       Liam Lawson = Slow animal   
       Oscar Piastri = "I is sorta crap."   
       Alexander Albon = A bland one. Relax.   
       Gabriel Bortoleto = Tolerable bigot or...?   
   The letters are especially unkind to Stroll:   
       Lance Strulovitch = Churl acts violent   
      
   For balance, and for anyone convinced that the letters don't lie,   
   a little positivity is available, though:   
       Andrea Kimi Antonelli = Neat kid! Earn a million!   
       Got reliable robot:  Gabriel Bortoleto   
         (another option:   Or able, legit robot )   
       Liam Lawson:  Aim: no walls!   
       Let victors launch! = Lance Strulovitch   
      
   The mixed bag contains some way-off-track excursions too:   
       Kimi Antonelli = On limit, in lake.   
       Liam Lawson ~ is all woman.   
   Perhaps he's not the only female on the grid; look closely at Stroll:   
       Lance Strulovitch = Cunt & overalls itch!   
      
   Before I quit torturing you, I must report that the teams aren't   
   immune from my attention:   
        Aston Martin = A titan's norm.   
        Kick Sauber = Er, ask Buick...?   
      
   Anybody masochistic enough to want more (of slightly higher quality   
   overall, I hope), can visit http://theanna.org/grams/lardbucket/f1.html   
   - which I'll update soon with any of the goofiness above that grabs   
   at least a grin from someone.   
      
      
   LG   
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    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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