From: LG-usteen@asdf.fi   
      
   The first time California's Jason Hong noticed that his Cessna Skyhawk   
   had gone missing, he wondered whether the airport manager had moved it   
   or, being in his 70s, he had forgotten where he'd parked.  It was   
   found at a different airport, 40 km away.  Checking tracking data, he   
   learnt that someone had absconded with it at least twice before, for   
   flights over southern California.  After removing cigarette butts   
   from the cabin, he removed the plane's battery too, to thwart further   
   capers of this sort.  Another joyride followed nonetheless.  Upon its   
   recovery this time, the aircraft had a fresh battery, a new headset in   
   the cockpit, and several tools aboard.  Hong has now chained it down.   
      
        Jason Hong = "Gonna josh?"   
      
      
   After his 11-year-old step-daughter gave birth at home, Oklahoma's   
   Dustin Walker was charged with felonious child neglect for not having   
   sought any prenatal care for her.  His response that he'd been utterly   
   unaware of the full-term pregnancy prompted further questions, the   
   answers to which crystallised in a paternity test showing a 99.9%   
   match between his genetic material and the infant's paternal DNA.  He   
   now faces more charges, while wife Cherie is accused of enabling child   
   sexual abuse.  Also, both stand accused of neglecting their shared   
   children, ages 9, 7, 6, 4, and 2, who were removed from the home after   
   being found unclothed and wallowing in dog faeces.   
      
        Cherie & Dustin Walker =  Ultra-nice. ...Where's kid?   
      
      
   Australian defence attorney Rishi Nathwani, KC, has accepted   
   'full responsibility' for AI-polluted submissions in a teenager's   
   murder case in Victoria.  Responding to Nathwani's apology for backing   
   up the defence's arguments with fabricated extracts from a speech   
   before legislators and bogus Australian Supreme Court rulings, Justice   
   James Elliott complained about the 24-hour delay created after his own   
   staff detected the problem, which prosecutors had failed to spot.   
     Elliot emphasised: 'The ability of the court to rely upon the   
   accuracy of submissions made by counsel is fundamental to the due   
   administration of justice.'  In their defence, the defence team stated   
   that they had verified the first few citations and assumed that the   
   others too would be correct.   
      
   Not sure which of these is better (the second one?):   
        Rishi Nathwani =  Hint: an AI whirs   
        Rishi Nathwani =  Chinks in AI -> wrath   
      
      
      
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