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   From: zer@roer.invalid.com   
      
   On 4/11/2013 6:44 AM, Dänk 42Ø wrote:   
   >   
   > It's four-twenty in the morning and my brain is buzzing on some really   
   > good drugs, and as I surf through hundreds of satellite channels I   
   > stumble upon "Koch Brothers Exposed" on LinkTV.   
   > The Koch Brothers are a pair of Damien Antichrists and they use the   
   > billions of dollars they stole from poor disabled elderly minorities to   
   > finance right-wing propaganda campaigns to brainwash people to vote for   
   > Scott Walker.   
   > Around minute 48 in the documentary they are screeching about how so many   
   > pillions of poor disabled elderly minority voters are being   
   > disumframpchized by evil voter identification laws, and the video cuts to   
   > what appears to be a polling station with a woman inserting her ballot   
   > into a black box, and a poster with a logo of the United Methodist Church   
   > behind her.  They try to cut it out, but a screen capture shows that it   
   > is definitely the Methodist logo*.   
   > The documentary screeches about how wrong the "Citizens United" Supreme   
   > Court decision was, how it allows the evil Koch Brothers and other right-   
   > wing corporate perverts to brainwash people.  An institution like a   
   > corporation is not a person! they screech.  But the United Methodist   
   > Church (and its theological buttbuddy, the United Church of Christ) is   
   > also not a person!  The Wisconsin Public Teachers Union is not a person!   
   > The TSA Anal-Prober Union is not a person!  Oh, but the First Amendment   
   > protects THEIR right to freely assemble and fund political propaganda!   
   > It's been said that Methodists (and UCCists) are so progressive that   
   > their shit doesn't stink.  But their shit does stink.  The UCC webpage*   
   > sounds like the Democrat Party platform on crack, but we hear no   
   > complaints from atheist liberals about these CHURCHES sticking their   
   > righteous (lefteous?) nose in secular politics.  A perfect example is the   
   > Tobacco Control Act which Chairman Obama signed into law in 2009: The   
   > Methodist and UCC churches actively campaigned for the bill, a clear   
   > violation of church-state separation.  As a reward for delivering their   
   > members' votes, a representative of the Methodist church was invited to   
   > the signing ceremony*.  Shit. Pot. Stink. Kettle. Black.   
   >   
     Isn't it well known that Methodists drink goat bile and fornicate on   
   Sundays?   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)