"I Want to Turn in the Entire Country for Terrorism"   
      
   Spring, 2015   
      
   	I got a rude awakening this morning when I turned on the TV set - do people   
   still call it a TV set - and learned the country went broke. It's not anyone   
   to blame for it because we all had some part in spending every last dime we   
   made. It's alright if    
   you don't care about buying anything else in for the rest of your life. I'm   
   sure we got enough food to last us for the next 50 years. We will probably   
   decide to start a war with the rest of the world  before we do run out of food.   
      
   	What looked nice before we were running out of money was a nice chunk of land   
   south of the border. Not the one we already consider part of Texas, but the   
   one further south. There a lot of territory down there and it would have been   
   nice having some    
   money to invest in some of it. Now, they say our money is no good, that it   
   ain't worth anything to them. It is probably a good time to think about using   
   those boys they've secretly been training in what they call "anti-terrorist"   
   compounds and have them    
   start pushing south with some heavy steel.   
      
   	Anti-terrorist? After the Department of Homeland became privy to confidential   
   information, they had to call all the compounds and training camps springing   
   up... something. Anti-terrorist units were formed as a branch of our   
   border-patrol division to    
   secure our borders in case of an invasion, or to stop illegal immigrants from   
   crossing over. Most of the men were were sworn to protect the country from   
   terrorist attacts were ex-military, but a lot of them were just people who   
   signed onto conscript    
   armies... to battle terrorism.   
      
   (to be continued...)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)