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|    THE BEATLES CAUSED THE DISINTEGRATION OF    |
|    30 May 07 16:16:18    |
      [continued from previous message]              BY GOD Beatles and Rolling Stones. We recommend you to take that curse       out of your house throwing away everything related to the Devil's main       nine puppets....              You have been warned...              THE HIGH COURT.       (The Five Judges)              In the interest of mankind it is your duty to send our verdict to       everyone you know and to publish it if you are a journalist.              THE JUDGES.              xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx       xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx                     HIGH COURT       (The Five Judges)       (Judge T., Judge B., Judge S., Judge M. and Judge K.)                     Appendix to 1st VERDICT              "A music nothing called the Beatles"                     There is much more that can be considered and that can be revealed       about the worst musicians on Earth, if musicians at all, namely: The       Beatles.       Such bad musicians that George Martin had to pay a session drummer to       record "Love me do", because Ringo was unable to play the elementary       drumming of the song. Such an elementary drumming that even a beginner       could play, but not Ringo....       Such bad musicians that they had to ask another two finger bad guitar       player called Eric Clapton to do solos on their songs because George       Harrison could not produce reasonable guitar string vibrato...       Such bad musicians, if musicians at all, that at the studio they had       to record their elementary songs over and over again about a thousand       times because every take was full of blunders. In fact, on the       Beatles' "white album" we hear John Lennon screaming "Í got blisters       on my fingers!!", due to the many million times he had to repeat the       thing at the studio....       Such bad musicians that they used the same chord sequence in about 70%       of their songs, (I-VI-V-minor relative and their permutations) meaning       that they only composed one song and repeated it in different rhythms,       Keys and permutations throughout 70% of their repertoire....       Such bad musicians that at the Cavern, some years back, McCartney had       to start the elementary "I saw her standing there" four times because       every time he got in he did it out of time. Ironically, the session       musicians he played with that night started the song ok, but McCartney       could not....              The Beatles were such mediocre composers that they stole other       people's songs and made it their own, sometimes only changing title       and lyrics. Other times they would play other people's songs backwards       and steal the melodies and harmonies thus being produced. They've been       listening to other people's songs played backwards since 1967. Since       then, 40% of their "compositions" have been stolen from backwards-       played songs. This trick was also used by "Oasis". They very well knew       about this fraud of the Beatles....       George Harrison was taken to court by the "Chiffons" because of       stealing one of their songs and calling it "My sweet lord".       The Beatles stole Trini Lopez's "Bamba" and called it "Twist and       shouts", pretending it was their own.       The Beatles stole one of the "Salvation Army" songs' and called it       "Strawberry fields forever".       The Beatles stole the end of the second part in "A day in the life"       from "Men made of match sticks".       John Lennon stole a part of "Jealous guy" (..I began to lose       control...) from "She's a rainbow".       John Lennon stole the guitar pattern of "Dear Prudence" from the       guitar pattern of "Something in the air".       Paul McCartney stole the bass line of "Susie Q" and used it in       "Taxman" and did it again in "Rain". Stole the bass pattern of "Let's       spend the night together" and used it in "Get Back" and in "I've got a       feeling". Stole the bass line of "My girl" and used it in "Two of us",       and so on, and on, and on, and on...       They even stole songs from their own songs. John Lennon stole the       chord pattern of "You've got to hide your love away" from "I'm a       loser". Stole the guitar pattern of "Dig a Pony" from the pattern in       "Two of us". Stole "Merry go 'round" from "Flying". Stole the       beginning of "Rocky racoon" from the beginning of "I'm a loser".       George Harrison stole the chords in "Isn't it a pity" from the       beginning of "Eight days a week". Stole the first bit of "Fixing a       hole" from "Michelle". And so on, and on, and on, and on, and many       more ons...       Due to the fact that non-musician Paul McCartney doesn't have the       slightest knowledge of music, he also uses real musicians to compose       and write scores for him because he can neither read nor write music,       as he did with American musician Carl Davis, literally buying Carl's       composed scores and using them for the "Liverpool Oratorio", making       them his property. He also buys composed scores off Michael Earle of       Leeds and Andrew McAllister of London, pretending they are his own       scores afterwards. He used to make the life of his former wife Linda a       misery just because she was a school trained pianist and could read       and write music, whereas he could not. Paul McCartney is one of the       most untalented non-musicians ever, whose lot was making elementary       bass lines on naïve songs and by ear, not having the slightest       knowledge of music at all.              The Beatles were very poor singers, if singers at all. They had no       voice for singing. Their voice was very thin and nasal, with no depth,       no body and with no vibrato. All they could do was shout. In fact,       their lack of voice forced them to shout. The Beatles did not sing,       they shouted. They should have left singing to Tom Jones, Humperdink,       Joan Baez and so on...The poorest voices in the Beatles were       Harrison's and Lennon's. Harrison did not have voice at all, not for       even shouting. Lennon's voice was so nasal, that he always did the       backing lower voice and when he did not then he shouted. He had a       crow's tone. The Beatles had to always use special microphones to add       depth to their skinny and nasal voice, and after that, they spent       hours at the recording studio embellishing and concealing their       nasality with equalizers and effects, that is HOURS....the Beatles       were not singers...the Beatles were SHOUTERS....              Being homosexual Brian Epstein the forger of the Beatles project,       Epstein instructed the Beatles to let their hair grow, so as to appeal       to repressed homosexuality in people. Epstein noticed what the       effeminate face of Elvis Presley did on people and the fame he gained       because of it, so he played the same card. The Beatles boom was not       due to their music, but to their appeal to repressed homosexuality.       The Beatles opened the homosexual Aquarius era which is ruled by       Uranus, the planet of homosexuality....Musically they were so bad that       the A&R of the Decca record firm laughed in the face of Brian Epstein       when he listened to the recordings of the Beatles, and he told Epstein       that they sounded like tin and that he was not interested. George       Martin told Epstein, when he listened to the recordings of the       Beatles: "You better go back with your boys to Liverpool", because of       how bad the musical quality of the group was.... it was with the idea       of the long hair (that would appeal to repressed homosexuality in       people) that Brian Epstein was able to convince George Martin.....              They were possibly the ugliest faces ever seen on stage. George       Harrison's face looked like Frankenstein, John Lennon's face looked       like a witch. (They really needed long hair to hide their ugly faces)       Paul Mc Cartney had such an effeminate face that he always played the       Miss Beatle role. (close friend of homosexual Mick Jagger).              The Beatles degraded the standard of music so much that they made              [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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