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   THE BEATLES CAUSED THE DISINTEGRATION OF   
   30 May 07 16:16:18   
   
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   BY GOD Beatles and Rolling Stones. We recommend you to take that curse   
   out of your house throwing away everything related to the Devil's main   
   nine puppets....   
      
   You have been warned...   
      
   THE HIGH COURT.   
   (The Five Judges)   
      
   In the interest of mankind it is your duty to send our verdict to   
   everyone you know and to publish it if you are a journalist.   
      
   THE JUDGES.   
      
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   HIGH COURT   
   (The Five Judges)   
   (Judge T., Judge B., Judge S., Judge M. and Judge K.)   
      
      
   Appendix to 1st VERDICT   
      
   "A music nothing called the Beatles"   
      
      
   There is much more that can be considered and that can be revealed   
   about the worst musicians on Earth, if musicians at all, namely: The   
   Beatles.   
   Such bad musicians that George Martin had to pay a session drummer to   
   record "Love me do", because Ringo was unable to play the elementary   
   drumming of the song. Such an elementary drumming that even a beginner   
   could play, but not Ringo....   
   Such bad musicians that they had to ask another two finger bad guitar   
   player called Eric Clapton to do solos on their songs because George   
   Harrison could not produce reasonable guitar string vibrato...   
   Such bad musicians, if musicians at all, that at the studio they had   
   to record their elementary songs over and over again about a thousand   
   times because every take was full of blunders. In fact, on the   
   Beatles' "white album" we hear John Lennon screaming "Í got blisters   
   on my fingers!!", due to the many million times he had to repeat the   
   thing at the studio....   
   Such bad musicians that they used the same chord sequence in about 70%   
   of their songs, (I-VI-V-minor relative and their permutations) meaning   
   that they only composed one song and repeated it in different rhythms,   
   Keys and permutations throughout 70% of their repertoire....   
   Such bad musicians that at the Cavern, some years back, McCartney had   
   to start the elementary "I saw her standing there" four times because   
   every time he got in he did it out of time. Ironically, the session   
   musicians he played with that night started the song ok, but McCartney   
   could not....   
      
   The Beatles were such mediocre composers that they stole other   
   people's songs and made it their own, sometimes only changing title   
   and lyrics. Other times they would play other people's songs backwards   
   and steal the melodies and harmonies thus being produced. They've been   
   listening to other people's songs played backwards since 1967. Since   
   then, 40% of their "compositions" have been stolen from backwards-   
   played songs. This trick was also used by "Oasis". They very well knew   
   about this fraud of the Beatles....   
   George Harrison was taken to court by the "Chiffons" because of   
   stealing one of their songs and calling it "My sweet lord".   
   The Beatles stole Trini Lopez's "Bamba" and called it "Twist and   
   shouts", pretending it was their own.   
   The Beatles stole one of the "Salvation Army" songs' and called it   
   "Strawberry fields forever".   
   The Beatles stole the end of the second part in "A day in the life"   
   from "Men made of match sticks".   
   John Lennon stole a part of "Jealous guy" (..I began to lose   
   control...) from "She's a rainbow".   
   John Lennon stole the guitar pattern of "Dear Prudence" from the   
   guitar pattern of "Something in the air".   
   Paul McCartney stole the bass line of "Susie Q" and used it in   
   "Taxman" and did it again in "Rain". Stole the bass pattern of "Let's   
   spend the night together" and used it in "Get Back" and in "I've got a   
   feeling". Stole the bass line of "My girl" and used it in "Two of us",   
   and so on, and on, and on, and on...   
   They even stole songs from their own songs. John Lennon stole the   
   chord pattern of "You've got to hide your love away" from "I'm a   
   loser". Stole the guitar pattern of "Dig a Pony" from the pattern in   
   "Two of us". Stole "Merry go 'round" from "Flying". Stole the   
   beginning of "Rocky racoon" from the beginning of "I'm a loser".   
   George Harrison stole the chords in "Isn't it a pity" from the   
   beginning of "Eight days a week". Stole the first bit of "Fixing a   
   hole" from "Michelle". And so on, and on, and on, and on, and many   
   more ons...   
   Due to the fact that non-musician Paul McCartney doesn't have the   
   slightest knowledge of music, he also uses real musicians to compose   
   and write scores for him because he can neither read nor write music,   
   as he did with American musician Carl Davis, literally buying Carl's   
   composed scores and using them for the "Liverpool Oratorio", making   
   them his property. He also buys composed scores off Michael Earle of   
   Leeds and Andrew McAllister of London, pretending they are his own   
   scores afterwards. He used to make the life of his former wife Linda a   
   misery just because she was a school trained pianist and could read   
   and write music, whereas he could not. Paul McCartney is one of the   
   most untalented non-musicians ever, whose lot was making elementary   
   bass lines on naïve songs and by ear, not having the slightest   
   knowledge of music at all.   
      
   The Beatles were very poor singers, if singers at all. They had no   
   voice for singing. Their voice was very thin and nasal, with no depth,   
   no body and with no vibrato. All they could do was shout. In fact,   
   their lack of voice forced them to shout. The Beatles did not sing,   
   they shouted. They should have left singing to Tom Jones, Humperdink,   
   Joan Baez and so on...The poorest voices in the Beatles were   
   Harrison's and Lennon's. Harrison did not have voice at all, not for   
   even shouting. Lennon's voice was so nasal, that he always did the   
   backing lower voice and when he did not then he shouted. He had a   
   crow's tone. The Beatles had to always use special microphones to add   
   depth to their skinny and nasal voice, and after that, they spent   
   hours at the recording studio embellishing and concealing their   
   nasality with equalizers and effects, that is HOURS....the Beatles   
   were not singers...the Beatles were SHOUTERS....   
      
   Being homosexual Brian Epstein the forger of the Beatles project,   
   Epstein instructed the Beatles to let their hair grow, so as to appeal   
   to repressed homosexuality in people. Epstein noticed what the   
   effeminate face of Elvis Presley did on people and the fame he gained   
   because of it, so he played the same card. The Beatles boom was not   
   due to their music, but to their appeal to repressed homosexuality.   
   The Beatles opened the homosexual Aquarius era which is ruled by   
   Uranus, the planet of homosexuality....Musically they were so bad that   
   the A&R of the Decca record firm laughed in the face of Brian Epstein   
   when he listened to the recordings of the Beatles, and he told Epstein   
   that they sounded like tin and that he was not interested. George   
   Martin told Epstein, when he listened to the recordings of the   
   Beatles: "You better go back with your boys to Liverpool", because of   
   how bad the musical quality of the group was.... it was with the idea   
   of the long hair (that would appeal to repressed homosexuality in   
   people) that Brian Epstein was able to convince George Martin.....   
      
   They were possibly the ugliest faces ever seen on stage. George   
   Harrison's face looked like Frankenstein, John Lennon's face looked   
   like a witch. (They really needed long hair to hide their ugly faces)   
   Paul Mc Cartney had such an effeminate face that he always played the   
   Miss Beatle role. (close friend of homosexual Mick Jagger).   
      
   The Beatles degraded the standard of music so much that they made   
      
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