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   stardom accessible to every music beginner. Thanks to the Beatles we   
   see non musicians and bad musicians on stage. Thanks to the Beatles we   
   have the audience on stage. Thanks to the Beatles anybody is a star,   
   WHOEVER. Thanks to the Beatles we have sound pollution, known by the   
   drugged minds as "rock music". Thanks to the Beatles people do not   
   appreciate the work of quality musicians anymore. Of course the   
   Beatles promoted drugs, so that because of drugs their elementary   
   noise would be perceived as "music" through the handicapped state of   
   appreciation of the idiotic limbo of slowed down mental processes.   
   Thanks to the Beatles we see idiotic music beginners on the "greatness   
   delirium" of a paranoid mental frame induced by drugs...Hebephrenic,   
   Paranoid and Catatonic schizophrenics have become "stars". The stage   
   has become a mental asylum, thanks to the Beatles...   
      
   Thanks to the Beatles and the electric guitar with distortion where   
   any note you play would just fit because differences are not   
   noticeable, we have the audience on stage. You just press any string   
   on any fret, wherever...it will do....No one will notice a thing. Any   
   noise would do.... In tune or out of tune, in the scale or out of it,   
   who cares?...the distorted electric guitar will conceal anything...You   
   don't need the slightest knowledge of music. You just buy an electric   
   guitar and a distortion pedal and you are a star....Music?....what's   
   that?...Music?...WHO CARES?....   
   Since the electric guitar was invented anybody is a   
   guitarist...WHOEVER...With such sensitive strings that even the wind   
   can play just by blowing on it, also due to amplification, anybody can   
   prostitute music...whoever....you just press the strings with the   
   fingers of one hand and it sounds....you can use the other hand to   
   make a phone call at the same time...Even the cat can produce sounds   
   on the electric guitar by walking on the strings...EVEN YOUR CAT COULD   
   BE A BIG STAR!!!!...   
   You don't need to practice to play an electric guitar...it sounds on   
   it's own...   
      
   Thanks to the electric guitar, bad non guitarists that play with only   
   two or three fingers such as Eric Clapton, Jimmy Page, Peter Townsend,   
   Keith Richards, John Lennon, George Harrison, Sting, Noel Gallagher,   
   Steve Winwood, David Gilmour, BB King, Chuck Berry, and so on, and on,   
   and on, have polluted music, but when you give them an acoustic guitar   
   they can hardly do much,...strum it at the most...   
   As a matter of fact, with the exception of "Yes" and "Emerson, Lake   
   and Palmer", you can throw all the remaining "rock bands" into a   
   dustbin....THE LOT...sixty or seventy years of noise making bad   
   musicians or non musicians into a dustbin...together with electric   
   guitars, drugs, "greatness delirium" and all...   
      
   The same applies to synthesizers, samplers and all type of electronic   
   keyboards with sequencers and any kind of electronic tricks that allow   
   bad or non keyboard players to pollute the stage...Just by pressing a   
   key on these gadgets you hear fat symphonic sounds that resemble the   
   body of a full orchestra, psychedelic ensembles for the drugged minds   
   and so on, that sound as if the performer was using all the fingers of   
   both hands to play it, but when you look at the fingers of the   
   players, they are only pressing one or two keys, that is, they are   
   only using one or two fingers on the keyboard, and sometimes the left   
   hand is never being used, and when it is used, only another one or two   
   fingers come into play...Once again, these gadgets place the audience   
   on stage and allow UNTALENTED idiots to become "stars"...   
      
   As another aspect of the music degeneration and quality standard   
   lowering brought about by the Beatles, we see untalented female   
   "singers" with no voice making it big by showing tits and ass on the   
   stage, or by using pornographic gestures, or by insinuating sex in one   
   way or another. If they want to show their tits and asses they should   
   be on pornographic magazines and leave the stage to talented female   
   singers such as Janis Joplin, Joan Baez, Aretha Franklin, Ella   
   Fitzgerald, Diane Ross, and so on...Just recently, one of these   
   idiotic untalented female "singers" was seen on an American TV show   
   performing side by side with Aretha Franklin attempting to copy what   
   the great Aretha was doing...We still wonder how Aretha permitted   
   it...The only way these untalented female "singers" can get on top of   
   the stage is by going to bed with the managers or producers...   
   And now, a list of untalented female "singers": Madonna, Jennifer   
   Lopez, Shakira, Britney Spears, Ricky Martin, etc., etc.,.once again,   
   the audience on stage...   
      
   And finally let's talk about the "Harmonizer", the gadget that allows   
   non singers and crap singers to "sing". Unfortunately for the Beatles,   
   the thing was not invented at the time they were polluting the stage,   
   otherwise they would have been taken for singers. You sing out of tune   
   and the Harmonizer corrects your voice...Every note you sing that is   
   out of pitch is taken to perfect pitch by the artefact...You have the   
   tone of a parrot?...don't worry...with the Harmonizer you will sound   
   like Caruso. It changes your voice to sound like the voice of any   
   known voice virtuoso, and you can even choose which singer you want to   
   sound like!!!...is that note too high for you?...you'll reach it with   
   the Harmonizer...it will create from one of your low notes!!!...the   
   gadget is incorporated in the "kareoke" devices used by the audience   
   on stage...you just BARK into the microphone and you'll sound as sweet   
   as the nightingale...   
      
   All of this thanks to the Beatles and their counterpart the Rolling   
   Stones who opened the door for the audience to get on top of the   
   stage...   
      
   You have been informed.   
      
   THE HIGH COURT.   
   (The Five Judges)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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