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   Spears to All   
   Slash (3/4)   
   16 Aug 05 10:32:15   
   
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   record their elementary songs over and over again about a thousand times   
   because every take was full of blunders. In fact, on the Beatles' "white   
   album" we hear John Lennon screaming "Í got blisters on my fingers!!", due   
   to the many million times he had to repeat the thing at the studio….   
   Such bad musicians that they used the same chord sequence in about 70% of   
   their songs, (I-VI-V-minor relative and their permutations) meaning that   
   they only composed one song and repeated it in different rhythms, Keys and   
   permutations throughout 70% of their repertoire, only changing melody and   
   lyrics….   
   Such bad musicians that at the Cavern, a few years back, McCartney had to   
   start the elementary "I saw her standing there" four times because every   
   time he got in he did it out of time. Ironically, the session musicians he   
   played with that night started the song ok, but McCartney could not….   
      
   The Beatles were such mediocre composers that they stole other people's   
   songs and made it their own, sometimes only changing title and lyrics.   
   Other times they would play other people's songs backwards and steal the   
   melodies and harmonies thus being produced. They've been listening to   
   other people's songs played backwards since 1967. Since then, 40% of their   
   "compositions" have been stolen from backward-played songs. This trick was   
   also used by "Oasis". They very well knew about this fraud of the   
   Beatles….   
      
   George Harrison was taken to court by the "Chiffons" because of stealing   
   one of their songs and calling it "My sweet lord".   
   The Beatles stole Trini Lopez's "Bamba" and called it "Twist and shouts",   
   pretending it was their own.   
   The Beatles stole one of the "Salvation Army" songs' and called it   
   "Strawberry fields forever".   
   The Beatles stole the end of the second part in "A day in the life" from   
   "Hush".   
   John Lennon stole a part of "Jealous guy" (..I began to lose control…)   
   from "She's a rainbow".   
   John Lennon stole the guitar pattern of "Dear Prudence" from the guitar   
   pattern of "Something in the air".   
   Paul Mc Cartney stole the bass line of "Susie Q" and used it in "Taxman"   
   and did it again in "Rain". Stole the bass pattern of "Let's spend the   
   night together" and used it in "Get Back" and in "I've got a feeling".   
   Stole the bass line of "My girl" and used it in "Two of us", and so on,   
   and on, and on, and on…..   
   They even stole songs from their own songs. John Lennon stole the chord   
   pattern of "You've got to hide your love away" from "I'm a loser". Stole   
   the guitar pattern of "Dig a Pony" from the pattern in "Two of us". Stole   
   "Merry go 'round" from "Flying". Stole the beginning of "Rocky racoon"   
   from the beginning of "I'm a loser".   
   George Harrison stole the chords in "Isn't it a pity" from the beginning   
   of "Eight days a week". Stole the first bit of "Fixing a hole" from   
   "Michelle". And so on, and on, and on, and on, and many more “ons”…   
      
   The Beatles were very poor singers, if singers at all. They had no voice   
   for singing. Their voice was very thin and nasal, with no depth, no body   
   and with no vibrato. All they could do was shout. In fact, their lack of   
   voice forced them to shout. The Beatles did not sing, they shouted. They   
   should have left singing to Tom Jones, Humperdink, Joan Baez, and so   
   on…the poorest voices in the Beatles were Harrison's and Lennon's.   
   Harrison did not have voice at all, not for even shouting. Lennon's voice   
   was so nasal, that he always did the backing lower voice and when he did   
   not then he shouted. He had a crow's tone. The Beatles had to always use   
   special microphones to add depth to their skinny and nasal voice, and   
   after that, they spent hours at the recording studio embellishing and   
   concealing their nasality with equalizers and effects, that is HOURS…. the   
   Beatles were not singers…the Beatles were SHOUTERS…   
      
   Being homosexual Brian Epstein the forger of the Beatles project, Epstein   
   instructed the Beatles to let their hair grow, (so as to appeal to   
   repressed homosexuality in people). Epstein noticed what the effeminate   
   face of Elvis Presley did on people and the fame he gained because of it,   
   so he played the same card. The Beatles boom was not due to their music,   
   but to their appeal to repressed homosexuality (as well as to having been   
   the first internationally promoted electric guitar rock band). The Beatles   
   opened the homosexual Aquarius era which is ruled by Uranus, the planet of   
   homosexuality…Musically they were so bad that the A&R of the Decca record   
   firm laughed in the face of Brian Epstein when he listened to the   
   recordings of the Beatles, and he told Epstein that they sounded like tin   
   and that he was not interested. George Martin told Epstein, when he   
   listened to the recordings of the Beatles: "Mr. Epstein, you better go   
   back with your boys to Liverpool", because of how bad the musical quality   
   of the group was.... it was with the idea of the long hair (that would   
   appeal to repressed homosexuality in people) that Brian Epstein was able   
   to convince George Martin.....   
      
   They were possibly the ugliest faces ever seen on stage. George Harrison's   
   face looked like Frankenstein, John Lennon's face looked like a witch.   
   (They really needed long hair to hide their ugly faces) Paul McCartney had   
   such an effeminate face (as well as a pig's face) that he always played   
   the Miss Beatle role, with very fragile and womanish manners (Close friend   
   of homosexual Mick Jagger). (We will not go into the details of the secret   
   night between Paul McCartney and Mick Jagger at Brian Epstein's house of   
   13 Chapel St. London SW1, the night that Paul McCartney twisted his ankle   
   on the stairs) This is the reason why John Lennon teamed with him to form   
   the band. He knew he needed an effeminate face as that of Presley in the   
   band and he knew that because of his ugliness he couldn't have been the   
   one, so he called McCartney…   
      
   The Beatles degraded the standard of music so much that they made stardom   
   accessible to every music beginner. Thanks to the Beatles we see   
   non-musicians and bad musicians on stage. Thanks to the Beatles we have   
   the audience on stage. Thanks to the Beatles anybody is a star, WHOEVER.   
   Thanks to the Beatles we have sound pollution, known by the drugged minds   
   as "rock music". Thanks to the Beatles people do not appreciate the work   
   of quality musicians anymore. Of course the Beatles promoted drugs, so   
   that because of drugs their elementary noise would be perceived as "music"   
   through the handicapped state of appreciation of the idiotic limbo of   
   slowed down mental processes. Thanks to the Beatles we see idiotic music   
   beginners on the "greatness delirium" of a paranoid mental frame induced   
   by drugs…Hebephrenic, Paranoid and Catatonic schizophrenics have become   
   "stars". The stage has become a mental asylum, thanks to the Beatles…   
      
   Thanks to the Beatles and the electric guitar with distortion where any   
   note you play would just fit because differences are not that noticeable,   
   we have the audience on stage. You just press any string on any fret,   
   wherever…it will do…. No one will notice a thing. Any noise will do…. In   
   tune or out of tune, in the scale or out of it, who cares?…the distorted   
   electric guitar will conceal anything...You don't need the slightest   
   knowledge of music, just learn a couple of easy chords and use a couple of   
   fingers in changing strings according to some easy patterns and that's it.   
   After that you buy yourself an electric guitar with a distortion pedal,   
      
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