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   and you are a star…. Music? …. What's that?… Music? …WHO CARES?…   
   Since the electric guitar was invented anybody is a guitarist…WHOEVER…With   
   such sensitive strings that even the wind can play just by blowing on it,   
   also due to amplification, anybody can prostitute music…whoever…. you just   
   press the strings with the fingers of one hand and it sounds….you can use   
   the other hand to make a phone call at the same time….Even the cat can   
   produce sounds on the electric guitar by walking on the strings…EVEN YOUR   
   CAT COULD BE A STAR!!!!…   
   You don't need to practice to play an electric guitar…it sounds on it's   
   own….   
      
   Thanks to the electric guitar, bad or non-guitarists that play with only   
   two or three fingers such as Eric Clapton, Jimmy Page, Peter Townsend,   
   Keith Richards, John Lennon, George Harrison, Sting, Noel Gallagher, Paul   
   McCartney, Hank Marvin, Steve Winwood, Santana (the assassin of Jacos   
   Pastorius), David Gilmour, Hilton Valentine, BB King, Chuck Berry, Jimi   
   Hendrix (he was nothing special as a guitarist, but nobody did ever   
   produce such amazing sounds on an electric guitar. He was not a guitarist.   
   He was a sound architect) and so on, and on, and on, have polluted music,   
   but when you give them an acoustic guitar they can hardly do much…strum it   
   at the most…   
   As a matter of fact, with the exception of "Yes" (a "bravissimo"   
   exception) and "Emerson, Lake and Palmer" (another "bravissimo"   
   exception), you can throw all the remaining famous "rock bands" into a   
   dustbin…. THE LOT…sixty or seventy years of noise making bad musicians or   
   non-musicians into a dustbin…. together with electric guitars, drugs,   
   "greatness delirium" and all….   
      
   The same applies to synthesizers, samplers and all type of electronic   
   keyboards with sequencers and any kind of electronic trick that allow bad   
   or non-keyboard players to pollute the stage…. Just by pressing a key on   
   these gadgets you hear fat symphonic sounds that resemble the body of a   
   full orchestra, psychedelic ensembles for the drugged minds and so on,   
   that sound as if the performer was using all the fingers of both hands to   
   play it, but when you look at the fingers of the players, they are only   
   pressing two or three keys, that is, they are only using two or three   
   fingers on the keyboard, and sometimes the left hand is not even being   
   used, and when it is used, only another couple of fingers come into   
   play…..Once again, these gadgets place the audience on stage and allow   
   UNTALENTED idiots to become "stars"….   
      
   As another aspect of the music degeneration and quality standard lowering   
   brought about by the Beatles, we see untalented female "singers" with no   
   voice making it big by showing tits and ass on the stage, or by using   
   pornographic gestures, or by insinuating sex in one way or another. If   
   they want to show their tits and asses they should be on pornographic   
   magazines or videos and leave the stage to talented female singers such as   
   the Queens Janis Joplin, Joan Baez, Aretha Franklin, Ella Fitzgerald,   
   Diane Ross, and so on…. Just recently, one of these idiotic untalented   
   female "singers" was seen on an American TV show performing side by side   
   with Aretha Franklin, attempting to copy what the great Aretha was   
   doing…We still wonder how Aretha permitted it…The only way these   
   untalented female "singers" can get on top of the stage is by going to bed   
   with the managers or producers…   
   And now, a list of untalented female "singers": Madonna, Jennifer Lopez,   
   Shakira, Britney Spears, Hilary Duff, Mariah Carey, Ricky Martin, Santana   
   (Maria), etc., etc.…once again, the audience on stage….also, Madonna is   
   another main puppet of the Devil to destroy mankind. All her Satanism   
   sexually caressing a black crucifix, as seen on video, wearing crucifixes   
   as earrings, and her diabolical sexual attitude towards religious matters   
   reveal the dark powers behind her. It is interesting to observe that her   
   name means "Mother Mary", being this another blasphemy of the Devil. She   
   is responsible for the Satanism in the female "singers" that followed her   
   and takes part in the decomposition of the newer generations.   
      
   And finally let's talk about the "Harmonizer", the gadget that allows   
   non-singers and crap singers to "sing". Unfortunately for the Beatles, the   
   thing was not invented at the time they were polluting the stage,   
   otherwise they would have been taken for singers. You sing out of tune and   
   the Harmonizer corrects your voice…. Every note you sing that is out of   
   pitch is taken to perfect pitch by the artefact…. You have the tone of a   
   parrot?…don't worry…with the Harmonizer you will sound like Caruso. It   
   changes your voice to sound like the voice of any known voice virtuoso,   
   and you can even choose which singer you want to sound like!!!…Is that   
   note too high for you?…you'll reach it with the Harmonizer…. it will   
   create it from one of your lower notes!!!…. The gadget is incorporated in   
   some of the "karaoke" devices used by the audience on stage…. you just   
   BARK into the microphone and you'll sound as sweet as the nightingale…   
      
   All of this thanks to the Beatles and their counterpart the Rolling Stones   
   (with the exception of extraterrestrial Brian Jones, the real father of   
   the Sixties) that opened the door for the audience to get on top of the   
   stage…   
      
   You have been informed….   
      
   The HIGH COURT.   
   (The Five Judges)   
      
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