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   Pat wrote:   
   > On Feb 13, 6:43 am, Warm Worm  wrote:   
   >> Ken S. Tucker wrote:   
   >>> Wow, my definition of love is suggesting to   
   >>> wife that when I croke, shes pulls out my   
   >>> tongue prior to rigor-mortius, and any other   
   >>> useful appendige, then have last pleasures,   
   >>> and of course, many of the neighbourhood   
   >>> women will also indulge, that way for their   
   >>> last time, yes I know, it's a sacrifice for me.   
   >>> Then, I have dedicated my body to Amozian   
   >>> Cannibals, for my final R.I.P. (Always wanted   
   >>> an inside viewpoint).   
   >> Maybe you were some kind of angler fish in one of your past lives:   
   >>   
   >> "Life Partners -   
   >>           Probably the largest and most common group of the abyssal fish,   
   >> deep-ocean anglers boast one of nature's most extreme examples of sexual   
   >> dimorphism (physical difference between genders). The female angler   
   >> (three examples shown above) is a large, bloated predator that lures   
   >> prey directly into her jaws with a luminous "fishing pole". The male,   
   >> however, is a tiny, eyeless creature with highly developed nostrils and   
   >> very little else. Once he has sniffed out a female, he locks his jaws   
   >> onto her flesh and begins to drink her blood. He will remain there for   
   >> life, losing most of his non-reproductive organs as his skin and   
   >> circulatory system merges with those of his mate. Some females may carry   
   >> several parasitic husbands at once. It is not unheard of for a male to   
   >> attach to a female of the incorrect species. Above is a specimen of the   
   >> angler Photocorynus, with a visible male attached to her back."   
   >> --http://www.bogleech.com/bio-aqua.html   
   >>   
   >> What a great love-story for Valentine's Day.   
   >   
   > Yes, a lovely Valentine's Day thought you had there: "Some females may   
   > carry several parasitic husbands at once. "   
      
   "Hey honey?!"   
   "Yes dear?"   
   "May I bring some of my buddies along for the ride?"   
   "Sure. Whatever makes you happy."   
   "Alright!" (high-fives buddies as they all hop onto girlfriend's back)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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