From: Please@dont.try   
      
   "Warm Worm"  wrote in message   
   news:fqpjps$od0$1@aioe.org...   
   > Michael Bulatovich wrote:   
   >> Warm Worm wrote:   
   >>> Don wrote:   
   >>>> "Edgar"  wrote   
   >>>>> This really is getting laughable.  It's like he thinks that there   
   >>>>> isn't a public record of things he has written in the past.   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> This post was written by the same guy who gave ME advice to NEVER   
   >>>>> TRUST ANYONE, even my own family, because in the end they will   
   >>>>> screw you.  He has said himself he does not trust anyone,   
   >>>>> especially his own family.  And this is the guy who calls most   
   >>>>> people sheep because they don't agree with what he says.   
   >>>> Wow, you're wacked out of your tree man.   
   >>>>   
   >>> How about a canned response, like Paul's humorous "FAQ"?   
   >>> We could data-mine your posts, find patterns, and create a FAP, a   
   >>> 'frequently answered posts'.   
   >>> Some newbies might do well to receive a copy. ;D   
   >>>   
   >>> Possible examples:   
   >>>   
   >>> DP1: "Greed is separate from morality."   
   >>> FAP1: "Please consult the dictionary."   
   >>>   
   >>> DP2: "Taxes are theft."   
   >>> FAP2: "Leave the country/vote/form your own country/create your own   
   >>> party/stop earning a salary/Read FAP1"   
   >>   
   >> I nominate you for the job. You've already started it.. ; )   
   >   
   > Let's make it a team project. (You can answer some of the posts better   
   > than I.)   
   > We can also add it to the number projects we've done. Each line would   
   > count as 1 project.   
   >   
   >> Don't forget:   
   >   
   > DP3: "The Constitution doesn't apply to me unless it's conferring rights   
   > to me."   
   > FAP3: How about; "Consult the constitution."?   
   >   
   > DP4: "People are sheep and animals if they are content with the existing   
   > political context."   
   > FAP4: we could add something directly from alt.arch's FAQ   
      
   For his one I like, "Baaaaaaah!"   
      
   >> Liberals are Communists   
   > >   
   >> Higher education ruins your mind   
   >>   
   >> Police are all criminal jack-booted thugs   
   >>   
   >> Cities should all be abolished (AKA the New, New Urbanism)   
   >   
   > Help! I feel overwhelmed! ;D   
      
      
   >> ------------------------------------------------   
   >> You might also consider a changeable sign like McDonalds had before they   
   >> hit 99 Billion, saying "Don Linsenbach has completed __________thousand   
   >> projects"   
   >   
   > :D   
   > Frankly, I find the figure 7001 hard to swallow, unless it includes the   
   > plumbing, framing, HVAC, drywall, cabinets, electrical, etc., separately   
   > for each birdhouse.   
   > Then again, Don has far greater powers than we.   
      
   If you could swallow that, there's a job for you in the circus.   
   Ever notice how he's going on about *quantities* and never about *qualities*   
   as if bigger/more is always better? Utterly tasteless.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)