From: cujo@petitmorte.net   
      
   The Ballad of The Douchebag   
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   "Douchebag was born stupid   
   Been losing ground ever since!   
   Keep him away from urinals   
   Douchebag thinks they're mints!   
      
   [tymphani crescendo]   
      
   Mooches cheap steaks with rotted teefs.   
   It smells like soap is against his beliefs.   
   Crapshack drapes filched from the nearby trash.   
   His forearms now coated in diaper rash.   
      
   [Bassoon solo]   
      
   He's a low-rent, no-count sleaze   
   Only capable of spreading disease!   
   His brain is like sawdust, his wits are all gone   
   Has no lawnmower, so he grazes his lawn.   
      
   [tuba coda]   
      
   --   
   "Post-editing someone's statement before replying to it is a sure sign that   
   you have already lost the argument." - Little Willie Douchebag gets another   
   asskicking from Pendragon   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)