From: cujo@petitmorte.net   
      
   nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in   
   news:fEOdnbHEgf96rN30nZ2dnZfqnPudnZ2d@giganews.com:   
      
   >> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:   
   >> The Ballad of The Douchebag   
   >> -------------------------------   
   >> "Douchebag was born stupid   
   >> Been losing ground ever since!   
   >> Keep him away from urinals   
   >> Douchebag thinks they're mints!   
   >>   
   >> [tymphani crescendo]   
   >>   
   >> Mooches cheap steaks with rotted teefs.   
   >> It smells like soap is against his beliefs.   
   >> Crapshack drapes filched from the nearby trash.   
   >> His forearms now coated in diaper rash.   
   >>   
   >>   
   >>   
   >> He's a low-rent, no-count sleaze   
   >> Only capable of spreading disease!   
   >> His brain is like sawdust, his wits are all gone   
   >> Has no lawnmower, so he grazes his lawn.   
   >>   
   >> [tuba coda]   
   >>   
   >> --   
   >> "Post-editing someone's statement before replying to it is a sure   
   >> sign that you have already lost the argument." - Little Willie   
   >> Douchebag gets another asskicking from Pendragon   
   >   
   >   
   >   
   > Excellent ballad, Cujo!  Please don't have Jack Snipe or Ducky Mallard   
   > set it to music, certainly not to guitar music since neither of them   
   > can actually play the guitar.   
      
   Why is Dreckweasel not discussing this already?   
      
   --   
   "Post-editing someone's statement before replying to it is a sure sign   
   that you have already lost the argument." - Little Willie Douchebag gets   
   another asskicking from Pendragon   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)