From: cujo@petitmorte.net   
      
   nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in   
   news:1gCdnX1Rk98Iyd30nZ2dnZfqnPWdnZ2d@giganews.com:   
      
   >> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:   
   >> nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in   
   >> news:fEOdnbHEgf96rN30nZ2dnZfqnPudnZ2d@giganews.com:   
   >>   
   >>   
   >>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:   
   >>> The Ballad of The Douchebag   
   >>> -------------------------------   
   >>> "Douchebag was born stupid   
   >>> Been losing ground ever since!   
   >>> Keep him away from urinals   
   >>> Douchebag thinks they're mints!   
   >>>   
   >>> [tymphani crescendo]   
   >>>   
   >>> Mooches cheap steaks with rotted teefs.   
   >>> It smells like soap is against his beliefs.   
   >>> Crapshack drapes filched from the nearby trash.   
   >>> His forearms now coated in diaper rash.   
   >>>   
   >>>   
   >>>   
   >>> He's a low-rent, no-count sleaze   
   >>> Only capable of spreading disease!   
   >>> His brain is like sawdust, his wits are all gone   
   >>> Has no lawnmower, so he grazes his lawn.   
   >>>   
   >>> [tuba coda]   
   >>>   
   >>> --   
   >>> "Post-editing someone's statement before replying to it is a sure   
   >>> sign that you have already lost the argument." - Little Willie   
   >>> Douchebag gets another asskicking from Pendragon   
   >>>   
   >>>   
   >>>   
   >>> Excellent ballad, Cujo!  Please don't have Jack Snipe or Ducky   
   >>> Mallard set it to music, certainly not to guitar music since neither   
   >>> of them can actually play the guitar.   
   >>>   
   >>   
   >>   
   >> Why is Dreckweasel not discussing this already?   
   >   
   > Dreckweasel is probably kicking himself for not being able to write   
   > something so great.   
      
   Donkey's legs are too short. He probably has to ask for help.   
      
   --   
   "Post-editing someone's statement before replying to it is a sure sign   
   that you have already lost the argument." - Little Willie Douchebag gets   
   another asskicking from Pendragon   
      
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