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   Cujo DeSockpuppet to NancyGene   
   Re: One More DoucheHovel in the Snow.   
   17 Dec 25 01:02:45   
   
   From: cujo@petitmorte.net   
      
   nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in   
   news:59ednR28mdEQZNz0nZ2dnZfqnPudnZ2d@giganews.com:   
      
   >> NancyGene wrote:   
   >>   
   >>> NancyGene wrote:   
   >>>   
   >>>> CujoDeSockpuppet wrote:   
   >>>> It's Xmas time again and the donkeys that pull the sleigh with all   
   >>>> the talentless music to all the little douchebags of Columbus   
   >>>> doesn't appear to be parked in front of the workshop.   
   >>>>   
   >>>> So this will have to do for a Xmas card image.   
   >>>>   
   >>>> Here's the inscription:   
   >>>>   
   >>>> Christmas comes but once a year   
   >>>> A time of joy and laughter.   
   >>>> Douchebags live in hovels of squalor   
   >>>> I'd wish he'd pick up after.   
   >>>   
   >>>   
   >>> Those are lovely sentiments, Cujo!  Does Santa DoucheClaus live in   
   >>> that charming North Pole cottage?   
   >>   
   >>   
   >> We don't see any spots on the roof where heat would have melted the   
   >> snow.  We have to assume that there IS no heat in that hovel.   
   >   
   > We have been told that a Troll lives in that shack.  It has only one   
   > tooth, so beware of downward stabbing motions.  It prefers to eat   
   > steak, but only when it can find it.  Otherwise, rats are on the menu.   
      
   I'll bring a cardboard cutout of Senetto along.   
      
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   Ye gads!   
      
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