From: cujo@petitmorte.net   
      
   nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in   
   news:HzidnXOnl-Lh2N70nZ2dnZfqnPGdnZ2d@giganews.com:   
      
   >> Will-Dockery wrote:   
   >>   
   >>> NancyGene wrote:   
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   >>>> Will-Dockery wrote:   
   >>>> More of my percussion tools.   
   >>>>   
   >>>>   
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   >>>   
   >>> That's a 7 key thumb piano (a cheap coconut shell Kalimba - $16),   
   >>> which is obviously not tuned.  You don't bang on it, you "pluck" the   
   >>> metal tines with your thumbs.   
   >>   
   >>   
   >> I know, this isn't the first one I've owned. It adds to the overall   
   >> sound nicely.   
   >   
   >   
   >   
   > Since you, your "band" and the Kalimba are all out of tune, that   
   > doesn't add anything to your terrible sound.  Your thumbs are about as   
   > suited to that as to a phone keyboard.  Those notes would not be heard   
   > above Ducky Mallard's hacking anyway.   
      
   Ah yes! The old Ducky Mallard "I can hear me, fuck all y'all." volume trick   
   that's gratefully drowned out some of Douchebag Willie's paroxysms of off-   
   key caterwauling.   
      
   I'm not knocking it. Think of the alternative. At least Ducky can strum a   
   chord.   
      
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   you have already lost the argument." - Little Willie Douchebag gets another   
   asskicking from Pendragon   
      
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