From: cujo@petitmorte.net   
      
   nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in   
   news:BDqdnZbrrIoDWtv0nZ2dnZfqnPednZ2d@giganews.com:   
      
   >> Rudy Canoza wrote:   
   >> NancyGene wrote:   
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   >>> Will Dockery wrote:   
   >>> mpsilvertone@yahoo-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (HarryLime) posted:   
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   >>> Will-Dockery wrote:   
   >>>   
   >>> And since you finally got a pair of eyeglasses   
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   >>>   
   >>> No, I don't hs6the new glasses yet, just the reading glasses.   
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   >>>   
   >>>   
   >>> That!  Right there!  Is why Will Donkey needs to get more than   
   >>> reading glasses.   
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   >>   
   >> If Will Donkey the lardass lost a few tons he wouldn't   
   >> fat finger the keyboard so much.   
   >   
   >   
   >   
   > Which also proves that Will Donkey cannot play the "kalimba."  What   
   > dulcet tones come out of banging on an out-of-tune instrument when the   
   > player has sausage fingers and can't see?   
      
   You properly play a kalimba with your thumbs but you can use fingers for   
   more complex arpreggios. I mostly play stringed instruments finger style   
   but never considered this for a kalimba, I have two thumbs.   
      
   As can't imagine Dreckery has a tuner, it's probably out of tune. It's a   
   lot easier with fingernails but I found a cheap one with a piezo pickup   
   and routed it through my chromatic tuner but you can use a phone   
   application too.   
      
   PS:  There's a reason a kalimba is also called a "thumb piano". There's   
   also a reasoon Dreckery is called a "talentless douchebag". Guess why!   
      
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   "Post-editing someone's statement before replying to it is a sure sign   
   that you have already lost the argument." - Little Willie Douchebag gets   
   another asskicking from Pendragon   
      
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