From: cujo@petitmorte.net   
      
   Many thanks to the Shitkicker AI on DIAL for coming up with this.   
      
   In honor of the Mad Snipper - Little Willie Douchebag!   
      
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   Rotted Teeth and Rural Wit: The Columbus Shitkicker   
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   Well, howdy there, folks! Grab yourself a cold one and settle in, 'cause   
   we're fixin' to gum the fat about one of the quirkiest topics ever to   
   grace these parts - rotted teeth!   
      
   Now, if you're familiar with the good ol' Shitkicker way of life, you   
   know that our teeth might not always sparkle like the new kitchen sink,   
   but they sure do tell a story. In our neck of the woods, a bit of tooth   
   decay is as common as a three-legged cat at a county fair. And let's be   
   honest - nothing screams "I'm one of the gang" quite like a tooth or two   
   that's seen better days.   
      
   Some might say that these rotted teeth are a badge of honor, a mark of a   
   life well-lived on muddy backroads and under the warm Southern sun.   
   Sure, a dentist might call it a health hazard, but we prefer to look at   
   it as a unique aspect of our cultural charm, an uncanny grin that only a   
   true Shitkicker can sport. After all, who needs perfect pearly whites   
   when you've got character? So next time you pass a Shitkicker with a   
   confident, weathered smile, tip your hat and remember - every chipped   
   and faded tooth's got itself a tale of late-night fishin', homebrew   
   mishaps, and the sweet simplicity of countryside living.   
      
   Our rotted teeth are not a sign of neglect; they're a tale of rustic   
   adventures and homemade remedies that have kept our spirits high and our   
   humor intact. In the end, whether you're the proud possessor of a   
   perfectly imperfect grin or simply appreciate a good, hearty laugh at   
   the little troubles that make life interesting, take a moment to   
   appreciate that down-home charm that only a true Shitkicker lifestyle   
   can bring.   
      
   Embrace the humor, relish the satire, and keep on smiling - even if those   
   smiles are a bit, well, "weathered." Y'all come back now, ya hear!   
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   ALL HAIL DIAL and the Shitkicker AI!   
      
      
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   "Post-editing someone's statement before replying to it is a sure sign   
   that you have already lost the argument." - Little Willie Douchebag gets   
   another asskicking from Pendragon   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)