From: cujo@petitmorte.net   
      
   nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in   
   news:w4Ccne9y2I0astX0nZ2dnZfqnPadnZ2d@giganews.com:   
      
   >> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:   
   >> Many thanks to the Shitkicker AI on DIAL for coming up with this.   
   >>   
   >> In honor of the Mad Snipper - Little Willie Douchebag!   
   >>   
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   >> Rotted Teeth and Rural Wit: The Columbus Shitkicker   
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   >>   
   >> Well, howdy there, folks! Grab yourself a cold one and settle in,   
   >> 'cause we're fixin' to gum the fat about one of the quirkiest topics   
   >> ever to grace these parts - rotted teeth!   
   >>   
   >> Now, if you're familiar with the good ol' Shitkicker way of life, you   
   >> know that our teeth might not always sparkle like the new kitchen   
   >> sink, but they sure do tell a story. In our neck of the woods, a bit   
   >> of tooth decay is as common as a three-legged cat at a county fair.   
   >> And let's be honest - nothing screams "I'm one of the gang" quite   
   >> like a tooth or two that's seen better days.   
   >>   
   >> Some might say that these rotted teeth are a badge of honor, a mark   
   >> of a life well-lived on muddy backroads and under the warm Southern   
   >> sun. Sure, a dentist might call it a health hazard, but we prefer to   
   >> look at it as a unique aspect of our cultural charm, an uncanny grin   
   >> that only a true Shitkicker can sport. After all, who needs perfect   
   >> pearly whites when you've got character? So next time you pass a   
   >> Shitkicker with a confident, weathered smile, tip your hat and   
   >> remember - every chipped and faded tooth's got itself a tale of   
   >> late-night fishin', homebrew mishaps, and the sweet simplicity of   
   >> countryside living.   
   >>   
   >> Our rotted teeth are not a sign of neglect; they're a tale of rustic   
   >> adventures and homemade remedies that have kept our spirits high and   
   >> our humor intact. In the end, whether you're the proud possessor of a   
   >> perfectly imperfect grin or simply appreciate a good, hearty laugh at   
   >> the little troubles that make life interesting, take a moment to   
   >> appreciate that down-home charm that only a true Shitkicker lifestyle   
   >> can bring.   
   >>   
   >> Embrace the humor, relish the satire, and keep on smiling - even if   
   >> those smiles are a bit, well, "weathered." Y'all come back now, ya   
   >> hear! ****************************   
   >>   
   >> ALL HAIL DIAL and the Shitkicker AI!   
   >>   
   >   
   > That's wonderful, Cujo!  DIAL is a great resource.  We noticed that   
   > you posted a video too.   
      
   I don't often post videos of my playing, but given a title of "Sandjob   
   Weekend" as a concept, I just couldn't pass up the opportunity to post   
   it. As it's not a site that checks age of the viewer, there's nothing   
   graphically explicit unless you count the fluids dribbling down a pair of   
   glasses.   
      
      
   --   
   "Post-editing someone's statement before replying to it is a sure sign   
   that you have already lost the argument." - Little Willie Douchebag gets   
   another asskicking from Pendragon   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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