From: cujo@petitmorte.net   
      
   mpsilvertone@yahoo-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (HarryLime) wrote in   
   news:HuCdnRWD_PluJNP0nZ2dnZfqnPednZ2d@giganews.com:   
      
   >> NancyGene wrote:   
   >>   
   >>> HarryLime wrote:   
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   >>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:   
   >>>> Peter J Ross  wrote in   
   >>>> news:slrn10kgpup.ccr.pjr@pjr.example.invalid:   
   >>>>   
   >>>>   
   >>>>> On 2025-12-21, Cujo DeSockpuppet  wrote:   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> Peter J Ross  wrote in   
   >>>>> news:slrn10kgn63.ccr.pjr@pjr.example.invalid:   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> On 2025-12-21, Cujo DeSockpuppet  wrote:   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> Peter J Ross  wrote in   
   >>>>> news:slrn10kglpk.ccr.pjr@pjr.example.invalid:   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> On 2025-12-21, Cujo DeSockpuppet  wrote:   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> mpsilvertone@yahoo-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (HarryLime) wrote in   
   >>>>> news:s7ecndeIn6PRzNX0nZ2dnZfqn_idnZ2d@giganews.com:   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> NancyGene wrote:   
   >>>>> Winter Teeth Descending   
   >>>>> a poem by Will Donkey and NancyGene   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> My presents are season-sincere   
   >>>>> Don’t look a Gift Donkey in the mouth   
   >>>>> Objects are worse than they appear   
   >>>>> My molars migrated Deep South   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> That would make for a wonderful Christmas card -- both photo and   
   >>>>> verse.   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> Of course it would only be sent to people one doesn't   
   >>>>> particularly like.   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> Xmas card for Dreckweasel? Say no more!   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> "Times are tough   
   >>>>> So is your steak   
   >>>>> Get those teeth fixed   
   >>>>> For God's sake!"   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> "In the bleak midwinter,   
   >>>>> Dreckery lived in a shack.   
   >>>>> He lost his teeth a while ago,   
   >>>>> and he'll never get them back!"   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> Your toofs are decayed   
   >>>>> Your gums gotta go   
   >>>>> Don't gum the mike   
   >>>>> It's still a shitshow.   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> Once in royal David's city,   
   >>>>> Dreckster's smile was far from pretty.   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> Once on Douchebag Willie's city   
   >>>>> stood a crappy little shed.   
   >>>>> Where the bookshelves were of cardboard   
   >>>>> And his mind, pronounced dead.   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> Away in a hovel, on a bug-riddled bed,   
   >>>>> a lttle fat douchebag laid down his thick head.   
   >>>>> The stars in the bright sky looked down where he lay,   
   >>>>> the stupid fat douchebag, and his son Clay the Gay.   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>   
   >>>>   
   >>>> Up on the Shed Roof   
   >>>> -----------   
   >>>>   
   >>>> Up on the shed roof, the blue tarp flaps   
   >>>> Out crawls The Dreckster to explore the gaps   
   >>>> Down go the termites for their next meal   
   >>>> Life in Columbus - what a great deal!   
   >>>>   
   >>>> ( With apologies to Benjamin Hanby   
   >>>> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_Hanby )   
   >>>> --   
   >>>> "Post-editing someone's statement before replying to it is a sure   
   >>>> sign that you have already lost the argument." - Little Willie   
   >>>> Douchebag gets another asskicking from Pendragon   
   >>>   
   >>>   
   >>>   
   >>> All great (and appropriate) verse for the Donkey's Christmas card!   
   >>   
   >>   
   >> We love the new stanzas.  "Away in a Hovel" is sung by carolers in   
   >> Columbus.   
   >   
   >   
   >   
   > What's the last thing you want to see looking in your window at   
   > Christmas time?   
   >   
   >   
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   I'd sooner have the grinch.   
      
   --   
   "Post-editing someone's statement before replying to it is a sure sign   
   that you have already lost the argument." - Little Willie Douchebag gets   
   another asskicking from Pendragon   
      
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