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   Cujo DeSockpuppet to rhonda-jane porlock   
   Re: ~~ poem for yule ~~   
   26 Dec 25 20:55:18   
   
   From: cujo@petitmorte.net   
      
   rhonda-jane porlock  wrote in   
   news:slrn10ktpc4.9nc.pjr@pjr.example.invalid:   
      
   > despite my efforts to have masculinity banned.. Cujo DeSockpuppet, a   
   > mere male, wrote..   
   >   
   >> rhonda-jane porlock  wrote in   
   >> news:slrn10ktnen.9nc.pjr@pjr.example.invalid:   
   >>   
   >>> ~ i haven't posted here for a while.. but i'm pleased to see george   
   >>> is still here.. i'm looking forward to celebrating george's   
   >>> transition.. so we can be even closer friends..   
   >>>   
   >>> ~ here's a new poem.. it's a kind of all-female nativity play but of   
   >>> higher quality than any of the old ones..   
   >>>   
   >>>      ~~ poem for yule ~~   
   >>>   
   >>>      i too was born in bethlehem..   
   >>>      i wasn't noticed by hashem..   
   >>>      but i was such a female gem  !!   
   >>>   
   >>>      i wasn't circumcised or taught   
   >>>      the way the goddess said i ought..   
   >>>      and so the stupid men all fought  !!   
   >>>   
   >>>      it isn't christ they crucify..   
   >>>      he's just a man so worse than i..   
   >>>      why can't you nazis even try  ??   
   >>>   
   >>>   
   >>> ~ this is one of my more difficult poems.. but if you're woke you'll   
   >>> understand it.. eventually.. it's part of my forthcoming selected   
   >>> poems.. men won't be allowed to read or review it.. except george of   
   >>> course..   
   >>>   
   >>> ~ all women have been raped by the baby jesus.. but donald trump's   
   >>> thought police don't arrest the guilty male babies.. only innocent   
   >>> females.. and they dare to call us terrorists..   
   >>>   
   >>> ~ blessed be..   
   >>>   
   >>> ~rjp..   
   >>>   
   >> Thanks for stopping by. I hope that PJR doesn't killfile you again.   
   >   
   > i don't usually reply to men.. but i've heard that you're really a   
   > lesbian.. so i'll make an exception..   
      
   It's true that I'm an honorary lesbian, but I live up to the   
   expectations of the title bestowed upon me.   
      
   > in the early days of my successful poetry career pjr used to be my   
   > literary agent.. but our paths diverged.. and by the way everything   
   > rudy says about him is true..   
      
   He's a man, so you can't trust Rudy.   
      
   >> PS: Thanks for the update on George, I *was* wondering. No longer.   
   >   
   > george expressed a wish to look like me.. so i'm crowdfunding his   
   > surgical improvements.. but i don't like to boast about my charity   
   > work..   
      
   The next time I need the definition of a "Sisyphean task" I'll refer to   
   your charitable work. At least he's already had his nuts snipped.   
      
   --   
   "Post-editing someone's statement before replying to it is a sure sign   
   that you have already lost the argument." - Little Willie Douchebag gets   
   another asskicking from Pendragon   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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