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|    Cujo DeSockpuppet to HarryLime    |
|    Re: ~~ poem for yule ~~    |
|    26 Dec 25 20:59:34    |
      From: cujo@petitmorte.net              mpsilvertone@yahoo-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (HarryLime) wrote in       news:ju-cnZAzC7pvd9P0nZ2dnZfqn_GdnZ2d@giganews.com:              >> rhonda-jane porlock wrote:       >> ~ i haven't posted here for a while.. but i'm pleased to see george       >> is still here.. i'm looking forward to celebrating george's       >> transition.. so we can be even closer friends..       >>       >> ~ here's a new poem.. it's a kind of all-female nativity play but of       >> higher quality than any of the old ones..       >>       >> ~~ poem for yule ~~       >>       >> i too was born in bethlehem..       >> i wasn't noticed by hashem..       >> but i was such a female gem !!       >>       >> i wasn't circumcised or taught       >> the way the goddess said i ought..       >> and so the stupid men all fought !!       >>       >> it isn't christ they crucify..       >> he's just a man so worse than i..       >> why can't you NA*Is even try ??       >>       >>       >> ~ this is one of my more difficult poems.. but if you're woke you'll       >> understand it.. eventually.. it's part of my forthcoming selected       >> poems.. men won't be allowed to read or review it.. except george of       >> course..       >>       >> ~ all women have been raped by the baby jesus.. but donald trump's       >> thought police don't arrest the guilty male babies.. only innocent       >> females.. and they dare to call us terrorists..       >>       >> ~ blessed be..       >>       >> ~rjp..       >       >       >       >       > Welcome back, rhonda-jane.       >       > I apologize for having read your poem. Your note prohibiting men from       > reading it was unfortunately positioned in the body of the post. I       > will, however, respect your wishes and leave Dunce (my affectionate       > nickname for george) the honor of reviewing it.       >       > I must, however, express my admiration for one of the lines in your       > notes: "all women have been raped by baby jesus." That's a brilliant       > line, and one destined to become an instant classic. Although, I       > would like to make note of the fact that he's rape, and emasculated,       > all of the men as well... also sexually assaulted a donkey, a cow, and       > a small flock of sheep, but that was his parent's fault for raising       > him in a manger.              "Once you've had barnyard animals, you can't go back!" - Will Donkey                     --       "Post-editing someone's statement before replying to it is a sure sign       that you have already lost the argument." - Little Willie Douchebag gets       another asskicking from Pendragon              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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