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   rhonda-jane porlock to All   
   Re: ~~ poem for yule ~~   
   26 Dec 25 19:44:04   
   
   From: rjp@example.invalid   
      
   despite my efforts to have masculinity banned.. Cujo DeSockpuppet, a   
   mere male, wrote..   
      
   > rhonda-jane porlock  wrote in   
   > news:slrn10ktnen.9nc.pjr@pjr.example.invalid:   
   >   
   >> ~ i haven't posted here for a while.. but i'm pleased to see george is   
   >> still here.. i'm looking forward to celebrating george's transition..   
   >> so we can be even closer friends..   
   >>   
   >> ~ here's a new poem.. it's a kind of all-female nativity play but of   
   >> higher quality than any of the old ones..   
   >>   
   >>      ~~ poem for yule ~~   
   >>   
   >>      i too was born in bethlehem..   
   >>      i wasn't noticed by hashem..   
   >>      but i was such a female gem  !!   
   >>   
   >>      i wasn't circumcised or taught   
   >>      the way the goddess said i ought..   
   >>      and so the stupid men all fought  !!   
   >>   
   >>      it isn't christ they crucify..   
   >>      he's just a man so worse than i..   
   >>      why can't you nazis even try  ??   
   >>   
   >>   
   >> ~ this is one of my more difficult poems.. but if you're woke you'll   
   >> understand it.. eventually.. it's part of my forthcoming selected   
   >> poems.. men won't be allowed to read or review it.. except george of   
   >> course..   
   >>   
   >> ~ all women have been raped by the baby jesus.. but donald trump's   
   >> thought police don't arrest the guilty male babies.. only innocent   
   >> females.. and they dare to call us terrorists..   
   >>   
   >> ~ blessed be..   
   >>   
   >> ~rjp..   
   >>   
   > Thanks for stopping by. I hope that PJR doesn't killfile you again.   
      
   i don't usually reply to men.. but i've heard that you're really a   
   lesbian.. so i'll make an exception..   
      
   in the early days of my successful poetry career pjr used to be my   
   literary agent.. but our paths diverged.. and by the way everything rudy   
   says about him is true..   
      
   > PS: Thanks for the update on George, I *was* wondering. No longer.   
      
   george expressed a wish to look like me.. so i'm crowdfunding his   
   surgical improvements.. but i don't like to boast about my charity   
   work..   
      
   ~rjp..   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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