From: cujo@petitmorte.net
nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in
news:19-dnT-1Sp3Uts30nZ2dnZfqnPadnZ2d@giganews.com:
>> HarryLime wrote:
>>
>>> NancyGene wrote:
>>>
>>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>>> Peter J Ross wrote in
>>>>> news:slrn10kgpup.ccr.pjr@pjr.example.invalid:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 2025-12-21, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Peter J Ross wrote in
>>>>>> news:slrn10kgn63.ccr.pjr@pjr.example.invalid:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> On 2025-12-21, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Peter J Ross wrote in
>>>>>> news:slrn10kglpk.ccr.pjr@pjr.example.invalid:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> On 2025-12-21, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> mpsilvertone@yahoo-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (HarryLime) wrote in
>>>>>> news:s7ecndeIn6PRzNX0nZ2dnZfqn_idnZ2d@giganews.com:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> NancyGene wrote:
>>>>>> Winter Teeth Descending
>>>>>> a poem by Will Donkey and NancyGene
>>>>>>
>>>>>> My presents are season-sincere
>>>>>> Don’t look a Gift Donkey in the mouth
>>>>>> Objects are worse than they appear
>>>>>> My molars migrated Deep South
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> That would make for a wonderful Christmas card -- both photo and
>>>>>> verse.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Of course it would only be sent to people one doesn't
>>>>>> particularly like.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Xmas card for Dreckweasel? Say no more!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Times are tough
>>>>>> So is your steak
>>>>>> Get those teeth fixed
>>>>>> For God's sake!"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "In the bleak midwinter,
>>>>>> Dreckery lived in a shack.
>>>>>> He lost his teeth a while ago,
>>>>>> and he'll never get them back!"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Your toofs are decayed
>>>>>> Your gums gotta go
>>>>>> Don't gum the mike
>>>>>> It's still a shitshow.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Once in royal David's city,
>>>>>> Dreckster's smile was far from pretty.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Once on Douchebag Willie's city
>>>>>> stood a crappy little shed.
>>>>>> Where the bookshelves were of cardboard
>>>>>> And his mind, pronounced dead.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Away in a hovel, on a bug-riddled bed,
>>>>>> a lttle fat douchebag laid down his thick head.
>>>>>> The stars in the bright sky looked down where he lay,
>>>>>> the stupid fat douchebag, and his son Clay the Gay.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Up on the Shed Roof
>>>>> -----------
>>>>>
>>>>> Up on the shed roof, the blue tarp flaps
>>>>> Out crawls The Dreckster to explore the gaps
>>>>> Down go the termites for their next meal
>>>>> Life in Columbus - what a great deal!
>>>>>
>>>>> ( With apologies to Benjamin Hanby
>>>>> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_Hanby )
>>>>> --
>>>>> "Post-editing someone's statement before replying to it is a sure
>>>>> sign that you have already lost the argument." - Little Willie
>>>>> Douchebag gets another asskicking from Pendragon
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> All great (and appropriate) verse for the Donkey's Christmas card!
>>>
>>>
>>> We love the new stanzas. "Away in a Hovel" is sung by carolers in
>>> Columbus.
>>
>>
>> What's the last thing you want to see looking in your window at
>> Christmas time?
>
>
>
> 10. Stinky G
> 9. Vinyl Cunt
> 8. HandySandy
> 7. Shaun Cocaine
> 6. The ConBros
> 5. Jack Guttersnipe
> 4. Dirty Mike
> 3. DirtNap Dave
> 2. George Dunce
> 1. Will Donkey
>
>
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11. The freshly dragged corpse of KKKlucles Liezlotz.
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"Post-editing someone's statement before replying to it is a sure sign
that you have already lost the argument." - Little Willie Douchebag gets
another asskicking from Pendragon
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