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>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
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>>> On 2025-12-21, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
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>>> On 2025-12-21, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
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>>> mpsilvertone@yahoo-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (HarryLime) wrote in
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>>> NancyGene wrote:
>>> Winter Teeth Descending
>>> a poem by Will Donkey and NancyGene
>>>
>>> My presents are season-sincere
>>> Don’t look a Gift Donkey in the mouth
>>> Objects are worse than they appear
>>> My molars migrated Deep South
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> That would make for a wonderful Christmas card -- both photo and
>>> verse.
>>>
>>> Of course it would only be sent to people one doesn't
>>> particularly like.
>>>
>>> Xmas card for Dreckweasel? Say no more!
>>>
>>> "Times are tough
>>> So is your steak
>>> Get those teeth fixed
>>> For God's sake!"
>>>
>>> "In the bleak midwinter,
>>> Dreckery lived in a shack.
>>> He lost his teeth a while ago,
>>> and he'll never get them back!"
>>>
>>> Your toofs are decayed
>>> Your gums gotta go
>>> Don't gum the mike
>>> It's still a shitshow.
>>>
>>> Once in royal David's city,
>>> Dreckster's smile was far from pretty.
>>>
>>> Once on Douchebag Willie's city
>>> stood a crappy little shed.
>>> Where the bookshelves were of cardboard
>>> And his mind, pronounced dead.
>>>
>>> Away in a hovel, on a bug-riddled bed,
>>> a lttle fat douchebag laid down his thick head.
>>> The stars in the bright sky looked down where he lay,
>>> the stupid fat douchebag, and his son Clay the Gay.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Up on the Shed Roof
>>> -----------
>>>
>>> Up on the shed roof, the blue tarp flaps
>>> Out crawls The Dreckster to explore the gaps
>>> Down go the termites for their next meal
>>> Life in Columbus - what a great deal!
>>>
>>> ( With apologies to Benjamin Hanby
>>> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_Hanby )
>>> --
>>> "Post-editing someone's statement before replying to it is a sure
>>> sign that you have already lost the argument." - Little Willie
>>> Douchebag gets another asskicking from Pendragon
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> All great (and appropriate) verse for the Donkey's Christmas card!
>>>
>>>
>>> We love the new stanzas. "Away in a Hovel" is sung by carolers in
>>> Columbus.
>>>
>>>
>>> What's the last thing you want to see looking in your window at
>>> Christmas time?
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> 10. Stinky G
>>> 9. Vinyl c*nt
>>> 8. HandySandy
>>> 7. Shaun Cocaine
>>> 6. The ConBros
>>> 5. Jack Guttersnipe
>>> 4. Dirty Mike
>>> 3. DirtNap Dave
>>> 2. George Dunce
>>> 1. Will Donkey
>>>
>>>
>>> View the attachments for this post at:
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>>>
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>> 11. The freshly dragged corpse of KKKlucles Liezlotz.
>>
>
> 12, Clay the Gay
13. The Rotting Corpse of Pickles (take it for a drag, Douchebag!)
--
"Post-editing someone's statement before replying to it is a sure sign
that you have already lost the argument." - Little Willie Douchebag gets
another asskicking from Pendragon
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