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   >> DeSockpuppet"]nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid   
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   >> On 2025-12-21, Cujo DeSockpuppet  wrote:   
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   >> On 2025-12-21, Cujo DeSockpuppet  wrote:   
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   >> On 2025-12-21, Cujo DeSockpuppet  wrote:   
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   >> mpsilvertone@yahoo-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (HarryLime) wrote in   
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   >> NancyGene wrote:   
   >> Winter Teeth Descending   
   >> a poem by Will Donkey and NancyGene   
   >>   
   >> My presents are season-sincere   
   >> Don’t look a Gift Donkey in the mouth   
   >> Objects are worse than they appear   
   >> My molars migrated Deep South   
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   >>   
   >> That would make for a wonderful Christmas card -- both photo and   
   >> verse.   
   >>   
   >> Of course it would only be sent to people one doesn't   
   >> particularly like.   
   >>   
   >> Xmas card for Dreckweasel? Say no more!   
   >>   
   >> "Times are tough   
   >> So is your steak   
   >> Get those teeth fixed   
   >> For God's sake!"   
   >>   
   >> "In the bleak midwinter,   
   >> Dreckery lived in a shack.   
   >> He lost his teeth a while ago,   
   >> and he'll never get them back!"   
   >>   
   >> Your toofs are decayed   
   >> Your gums gotta go   
   >> Don't gum the mike   
   >> It's still a shitshow.   
   >>   
   >> Once in royal David's city,   
   >> Dreckster's smile was far from pretty.   
   >>   
   >> Once on Douchebag Willie's city   
   >> stood a crappy little shed.   
   >> Where the bookshelves were of cardboard   
   >> And his mind, pronounced dead.   
   >>   
   >> Away in a hovel, on a bug-riddled bed,   
   >> a lttle fat douchebag laid down his thick head.   
   >> The stars in the bright sky looked down where he lay,   
   >> the stupid fat douchebag, and his son Clay the Gay.   
   >>   
   >>   
   >>   
   >> Up on the Shed Roof   
   >> -----------   
   >>   
   >> Up on the shed roof, the blue tarp flaps   
   >> Out crawls The Dreckster to explore the gaps   
   >> Down go the termites for their next meal   
   >> Life in Columbus - what a great deal!   
   >>   
   >> ( With apologies to Benjamin Hanby   
   >> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_Hanby )   
   >> --   
   >> "Post-editing someone's statement before replying to it is a sure   
   >> sign that you have already lost the argument." - Little Willie   
   >> Douchebag gets another asskicking from Pendragon   
   >>   
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   >>   
   >> All great (and appropriate) verse for the Donkey's Christmas card!   
   >>   
   >>   
   >> We love the new stanzas.  "Away in a Hovel" is sung by carolers in   
   >> Columbus.   
   >>   
   >>   
   >> What's the last thing you want to see looking in your window at   
   >> Christmas time?   
   >>   
   >> 10.  Stinky G   
   >> 9.  Vinyl c*nt   
   >> 8.  HandySandy   
   >> 7.  Shaun Cocaine   
   >> 6.  The ConBros   
   >> 5.  Jack Guttersnipe   
   >> 4.  Dirty Mike   
   >> 3.  DirtNap Dave   
   >> 2.  George Dunce   
   >> 1.  Will Donkey   
   >>   
   >>   
   >> 11. The freshly dragged corpse of KKKluckles Liezlotz.   
   >> 12.  Clay the Gay   
   >> 13.  The Rotting Corpse of Pickles (take it for a drag, Douchebag!)   
   >> 14.  PHJR   
   >> 15.  Jordy and his "uncle"   
   >> 16.  Ducky Mallard, Male Model   
   >> 17. The ashes of Tommy "Tosser" Bishop.   
   > 18.  The Holy Barber   
   19. Joey Stout   
      
   --   
   "Post-editing someone's statement before replying to it is a sure sign   
   that you have already lost the argument." - Little Willie Douchebag gets   
   another asskicking from Pendragon   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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