From: cujo@petitmorte.net   
      
   Will Dockery  wrote in   
   news:1767409767-3274@newsgrouper.org:   
      
   >   
   > Cujo DeSockpuppet  posted:   
   >> Will Dockery  wrote in   
   >> news:1767400153-3274@newsgrouper.org:   
   >> > mpsilvertone@yahoo-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (HarryLime) posted:   
   >> >> George J. Dance wrote:   
   >> >>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:   
   >> >>>> georgedance04@yahoo-dot-ca.no-spam.invalid (George J. Dance)   
   >> >>>> wrote   
   >>   
   >> >> >>>> I've just looked and don't see April Magazine anywhere on PPB   
   >> >> >>>> Do you have a link?   
   >> >> >>>>   
   >> >> >>>> Sure, I have two links (since there were two issues):   
   >> >> >>>>   
   >> >> >>>> April, volume 1 (2010):   
   >> >> >>>> https://gdancesbetty.blogspot.com/2010/04/   
   >> >> >>>>   
   >> >> >>>> April, volume 2 (2011):   
   >> >> >>>> https://gdancesbetty.blogspot.com/2011/04/   
   >> >> >>>>   
   >> >> >>>> Now that HarryLiar's dropped out of the discussion, Will, I   
   >> >> >>>> hope we   
   >> >> >>>> can move on to some of the other points in the OP which he's   
   >> >> >>>> tried to bury. The most important one is his "advice" that I   
   >> >> >>>> should take all of your poems off the blog.   
   >> >> >>>>   
   >> >> >>>> Not at all, in fact, I hope to contribute more poetry to PPB   
   >> >> >>>> in 2026.   
   >> >> >>>>   
   >> >> >>>> Given you haven't donated anything but unspeakable sh*t so   
   >> >> >>>> far, when do you plan to compose your first one, Douchebag?   
   >> >> >>>>   
   >> >> >>>> As if you've read any of it.   
   >> >> >>>>   
   >> >> >>>> It's a question of whether I can read all the way through his   
   >> >> >>>> derivative, yet amazingly incoherent, nonsense.   
   >> >> >>>> But I have tried. Indeed I have!   
   >> >> >>>>   
   >> >> >>>> I ask that you show some pity, Douchebag Willie has called me   
   >> >> >>>> a "mailcious troll and cyberbully". I don't know how I can   
   >> >> >>>> concentrate without those hurtful words breaking up my   
   >> >> >>>> thoughts and concentration.   
   >> >> >>>>   
   >> >> >>>> In other words: "Curb your Douchebag, George!". And wipe up   
   >> >> >>>> after. Thanks for your attention to this matter.   
   >> >> >>>>   
   >> >> >>>> I've tried to make some sense of this, but this is the best I   
   >> >> >>>> can do:   
   >> >> >>>>   
   >> >> >>>> You've tried to read Will's poetry on the blog, but you've   
   >> >> >>>> been unable to concentrate because you keep remembering   
   >> >> >>>> comments he's made to you that hurt your feelings; so you've   
   >> >> >>>> decided to call all of it "unspeakable sh*t." I hope that's   
   >> >> >>>> an accurate summary.   
   >> >>   
   >> >> >>>> PSSST! George!   
   >> >> >>>> It's satire!   
   >> >> >>>> HTH!   
   >> >>   
   >> >> >>>> Effective satire often contains more than a grain of truth,   
   >> >> >>>> Mr. Fries.   
   >> >>   
   >> >> >>> Not always but your refusal to see the following as true kind   
   >> >> >>> of makes me question your objectiity and impartiality.   
   >> >> >>>   
   >> >> >>> Is the statement true?   
   >> >> >>> "Douchebag Willie has called me a "malicious troll and   
   >> >> >>> cyberbully"   
   >> >>   
   >> >> >> It's true that Will's called you that.   
   >> >>   
   >> >> > Y/N? <- HAS HE EVER!!!!   
   >> >> >   
   >> >> > I'd say that's more than a grain given how often the baseless   
   >> >> > claim is made with no more than Drama queen shrieking. Perhaps   
   >> >> > it's Dreckery's bunched panties. If you're a friend, consider   
   >> >> > helping him unbunch them or at least fish a roomier set of   
   >> >> > panties from a Canuckistani dumpster and forward them on. 3XXL   
   >> >> > and up I'd guess for his fat ass.   
   >> >> >   
   >> >> > Also ask him to do something with his toofers!   
   >> >>   
   >> >> There's also more than a grain of truth that he's upset you for   
   >> >> some reason. You wouldn't be frothing and flailing about like this   
   >> >> otherwise. [/quote]   
   >> >>   
   >> >> >> Pointing that out is nothing to get defensive over; after all,   
   >> >> >> you wouldn't be the first to let one's personal acquaintance   
   >> >> >> with a poet get in the way of appreciating his poetry. Look,   
   >> >> >> for instance, at HarryLiar, who's popped up in this thread   
   >> >> >> again. Notice that he doesn't like Will's poetry, either, which   
   >> >> >> I'm sure he would claim has nothing to do with the fact that   
   >> >> >> Will has identified him (quite accurately) as one of the most   
   >> >> >> malicious trolls on Usenet.   
   >> >>   
   >> >> > Pendragon a troll? And one of the most malicious ones too?   
   >> >>   
   >> >> Indeed; HarryLiar is one of the worst pieces of sh*t I've seen   
   >> >> here. But call him that, and you'll find him trashing your poetry,   
   >> >> too; and don't even think of him "publishing" you again.   
   >> >>   
   >> >> [quote]   
   >> >>   
   >> >> You're such a whiny, lying little shitbird, Dunce.   
   >> >>   
   >> >> You were banned from "AYoS" because you attacked the magazine, not   
   >> >> because of anything you said about me.   
   >> >>   
   >> >> You falsely claimed that "AYoS" only published people that the   
   >> >> editors were friends with -- which was blatantly untrue --   
   >> >> especially since your poetry was still in our current print issue   
   >> >> at that time.   
   >> >>   
   >> >> "AYoS" was started as a continuation of "The Sunday Sampler,"   
   >> >> which was created to showcase the poetry of *each and every one*   
   >> >> of AAPC's members who contributed; and we continue that practice   
   >> >> today.   
   >> >>   
   >> >> And your recent false claims that "AYoS" steals poetry ensure that   
   >> >> you're going to stay banned from that publication for the   
   >> >> remainder of your miserable little life.   
   >> >>   
   >> >> Similarly, the Donkey and his Stink were not banned for anything   
   >> >> they said about me, but because they continually interrupted "The   
   >> >> Sunday Sampler" whenever Jim would "X" one of their poems.   
   >> >>   
   >> >> In short, when you make false accusations of unfair practices and   
   >> >> literary theft, you're going to be banned from participating in   
   >> >> it. I doubt that *any* publication would accept submissions from   
   >> >> someone who made such charges against them.  And disrupting a   
   >> >> magazine to the point that its editor closes it down, would get   
   >> >> you banned from just about any magazine as well.   
   >> >>   
   >> >> I don't hold personal grudges over name-calling.  And even if I   
   >> >> did, I wouldn't allow my personal grudges to carry over into my   
   >> >> publication. I would have considered allowing him to participate   
   >> >> in "AYoS" had several of the other contributors not objected   
   >> >> (although his recent attempts to label "AYoS" as a vanity press   
   >> >> have permanently closed the door on him   
   >   
   > Besides, the door seemed permanently closed years ago anyhow.   
      
   If so, it's because of your own actions. How many chances were you given?   
   More of your vague waffling, Douchebag. The big kids are laughing at you.   
      
   You fucked up every one of them.   
      
   >> > That's no surprise, I wouldn't have expected you to lift the ban on   
      
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