From: cujo@petitmorte.net   
      
   Sleepin' in a Shed (P. H. J. Ross)   
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     How many roads must a bum crawl down   
        Before you call him a bum?   
     How many steaks must a drunkard mooch   
        Before he's laughable scum?   
     Yes, 'n' how many times must a moron be spanked   
        Because he's forever dumb?   
     The answer, my friend, is sleepin' in a shed,   
        The answer is sleepin' in a shed.   
      
     Yes, 'n' how many years can a douchebag spam   
        Before he's thrown off the 'Net?   
     Yes, 'n' how many years since his lyin' began   
        Can he fail to be payin' his debt?   
     Yes, 'n' how many times can he edit our posts   
        And pretend that it's we who forget?   
     The answer, my friend, is sleepin' in a shed,   
        The answer is sleepin' in a shed.   
      
     Yes, 'n' how many times must a bum be mocked   
        Before he can count the cost?   
     Yes, 'n' how many Zaaah-rows must one bum howl   
        Before he is banned and TOSed?   
     Yes, 'n' how many plagiarists' deaths will it take   
        Before he admits that he's lost?   
     The answer, my friend, is sleepin' in a shed,   
        The answer is sleepin' in a shed.   
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   Thanks again to PHJR.   
      
   --   
   "The fact that it doesn't apply to the poem is of little consequence to   
   you, because your poems don't have a literary basis, because you're   
   functionally illiterate and haven't got a clue as to what a poem is." -   
   Little Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from Pendragon   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)