From: cujo@petitmorte.net   
      
   mpsilvertone@yahoo-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (HarryLime) wrote in   
   news:HBKdnYLFOKe-Kuf0nZ2dnZfqn_qdnZ2d@giganews.com:   
      
   >> NancyGene wrote:   
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   >>> HarryLime wrote:   
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   >>>> NancyGene wrote:   
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   >>>>> HarryLime wrote:   
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   >>>>>> HarryLime wrote:   
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   >>>>>>> NancyGene wrote:   
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   >>>>>>>> HarryLime wrote:   
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   >>>>>>>>> Will Dockery wrote:   
   >>>>>>>>> Here's a track we were working on, just for the fun of it, I   
   >>>>>>>>> think we got the vocal-to-music mix a bit better this time:   
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   >>>>>>>>> < spam snip >   
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   >>>>>>>>> Shadowville All-Stars cover The Weight. The Weight by J.R.   
   >>>>>>>>> Robertson, a classic covered by The Shadowville All-Stars.   
   >>>>>>>>> Jack Snipe- guitar, Kevin Harrison- drums, Patricia Suddeth-   
   >>>>>>>>> percussion & vocals, Will Dockery- vocals. Also members Brian   
   >>>>>>>>> Mallard- guitar, Rob Wright- voodoo magic guitar, Link Dunlap-   
   >>>>>>>>> bass. July 2017   
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   >>>>>>> Is this a "guess the weight and win a prize" contest?  We guess   
   >>>>>>> 400 pounds for Will Donkey.   
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   >>>>>> I'm sorry, NancyGene... that's an old picture (note the late   
   >>>>>> Stinky G on second kazoo).  While Will weighs over 400 lbs today,   
   >>>>>> he was a mere wisp of 375 lbs when this photo was taken.   
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   >>>>> Having compared this to recent photos of Will, I'm now guessing   
   >>>>> he's over the 500 lb mark.   
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   >>>>> (And he picks his nose.)   
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   >>>> Five-pound boogers in a 500-pound bag.   
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   >>>   
   >>> Will "BoogerBag" Donkey!   
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   >> Frozen booger time!   
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   > What would Will do for a Klondike booger?   
      
   I always was a boogie picker   
   A loser  in a shitkicker band   
   I never turned down free booze   
   Puking up the bum wine brands   
      
   The frost hit, there's no heat   
   Donkey's freezing his blubber all night   
   And just when it's time to snip posts   
   Somebody turned around and shouted   
   Pick that frosty booger, Douchebag!   
      
   PS: Apologies to Wild Cherry.   
      
      
   --   
   "The fact that it doesn't apply to the poem is of little consequence to   
   you, because your poems don't have a literary basis, because you're   
   functionally illiterate and haven't got a clue as to what a poem is." -   
   Little Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from Pendragon   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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