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   Cujo DeSockpuppet to NancyGene   
   Re: The Weight (cover tune) / Will Docke   
   30 Jan 26 01:47:57   
   
   From: cujo@petitmorte.net   
      
   nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in   
   news:9aCcnbIAEJDaaeb0nZ2dnZfqnPidnZ2d@giganews.com:   
      
   >>r Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:   
   >> mpsilvertone@yahoo-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (HarryLime) wrote in   
   >> news:HBKdnYLFOKe-Kuf0nZ2dnZfqn_qdnZ2d@giganews.com:   
   >>   
   >>   
   >>> NancyGene wrote:   
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   >>> HarryLime wrote:   
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   >>> NancyGene wrote:   
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   >>> HarryLime wrote:   
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   >>> HarryLime wrote:   
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   >>> NancyGene wrote:   
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   >>> HarryLime wrote:   
   >>>   
   >>> Will Dockery wrote:   
   >>> Here's a track we were working on, just for the fun of it, I   
   >>> think we got the vocal-to-music mix a bit better this time:   
   >>>   
   >>> spam snip   
   >>>   
   >>> Shadowville All-Stars cover The Weight. The Weight by J.R.   
   >>> Robertson, a classic covered by The Shadowville All-Stars.   
   >>> Jack Snipe- guitar, Kevin Harrison- drums, Patricia Suddeth-   
   >>> percussion & vocals, Will Dockery- vocals. Also members Brian   
   >>> Mallard- guitar, Rob Wright- voodoo magic guitar, Link Dunlap-   
   >>> bass. July 2017   
   >>>   
   >>>   
   >>>   
   >>> Is this a "guess the weight and win a prize" contest?  We guess   
   >>> 400 pounds for Will Donkey.   
   >>>   
   >>>   
   >>>   
   >>>   
   >>> I'm sorry, NancyGene... that's an old picture (note the late   
   >>> Stinky G on second kazoo).  While Will weighs over 400 lbs today,   
   >>> he was a mere wisp of 375 lbs when this photo was taken.   
   >>>   
   >>>   
   >>> Having compared this to recent photos of Will, I'm now guessing   
   >>> he's over the 500 lb mark.   
   >>>   
   >>> (And he picks his nose.)   
   >>>   
   >>>   
   >>> Five-pound boogers in a 500-pound bag.   
   >>>   
   >>>   
   >>> Will "BoogerBag" Donkey!   
   >>>   
   >>>   
   >>> Frozen booger time!   
   >>>   
   >>>   
   >>>   
   >>> What would Will do for a Klondike booger?   
   >>>   
   >>   
   >>   
   >> I always was a boogie picker   
   >> A loser  in a shitkicker band   
   >> I never turned down free booze   
   >> Puking up the bum wine brands   
   >>   
   >> The frost hit, there's no heat   
   >> Donkey's freezing his blubber all night   
   >> And just when it's time to snip posts   
   >> Somebody turned around and shouted   
   >> Pick that frosty booger, Douchebag!   
   >>   
   >> PS: Apologies to Wild Cherry.   
   >>   
   >   
   > Will uses a saline spray sometimes for surf and turf boogers.   
      
   "Boogie Fever" isn't just a song in Columbus. It's a way of life.   
      
   --   
   "The fact that it doesn't apply to the poem is of little consequence to   
   you, because your poems don't have a literary basis, because you're   
   functionally illiterate and haven't got a clue as to what a poem is." -   
   Little Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from Pendragon   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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