From: cujo@petitmorte.net   
      
   nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in   
   news:sRicnTQHYutbsRj0nZ2dnZfqn_qdnZ2d@giganews.com:   
      
   >> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:   
   >> Well, howdy there, folks! Grab yourself a cold one and settle in,   
   >> 'cause we're fixin' to "chew" the fat about one of the quirkiest   
   >> topics ever to grace these parts - rotted teeth!   
   >>   
   >> Now, if you're familiar with the good ol' Shitkicker way of life, you   
   >> know that our teeth might not always sparkle like the new kitchen   
   >> sink, but they sure do tell a story. In our neck of the woods, a bit   
   >> of tooth decay is as common as a three-legged cat at a county fair.   
   >> And let's be honest - nothing screams "I'm one of the gang" quite   
   >> like a tooth or two that's seen better days.   
   >>   
   >> Some might say that these rotted teeth are a badge of honor, a mark   
   >> of a life well-lived on muddy backroads and under the warm Southern   
   >> sun. Sure, a dentist might call it a health hazard, but we prefer to   
   >> look at it as a unique aspect of our cultural charm, an uncanny grin   
   >> that only a true Shitkickercan sport. After all, who needs perfect   
   >> pearly whites when you've got character?   
   >>   
   >> So next time you pass a Shitkicker with a confident, weathered smile,   
   >> tip your hat and remember - every chipped and faded tooth's got   
   >> itself a tale of late-night fishin', homebrew mishaps, and the sweet   
   >> simplicity of countryside living. Our rotted teeth are not a sign of   
   >> neglect; they're a tale of rustic adventures and homemade remedies   
   >> that have kept our spirits high and our humor intact.   
   >>   
   >> In the end, whether you're the proud possessor of a perfectly   
   >> imperfect grin or simply appreciate a good, hearty laugh at the   
   >> little troubles that make life interesting, take a moment to   
   >> appreciate that down-home charm that only a true Shitkicker lifestyle   
   >> can bring. Embrace the humor, relish the satire, and keep on smiling   
   >> - even if those smiles are a bit, well, "weathered."   
   >>   
   >> Y'all come back now, ya hear!   
   >   
   > Excellent tale of rot and ruin, Cujo.  We assume that the decay is not   
   > due to meth habits, since no one in Columbus has enough money even for   
   > glue to sniff.  Good on the citizens of Columbus for having rotten   
   > teeth, organic style!   
   >   
   >   
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   Even the shitkickers laugh at Little Willie Douchebag.   
      
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   "The fact that it doesn't apply to the poem is of little consequence to   
   you, because your poems don't have a literary basis, because you're   
   functionally illiterate and haven't got a clue as to what a poem is." -   
   Little Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from Pendragon   
      
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