From: cujo@petitmorte.net   
      
   nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene) wrote in   
   news:LG-dndx-nIlMtRj0nZ2dnZfqn_adnZ2d@giganews.com:   
      
   >> NancyGene wrote:   
   >>   
   >>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:   
   >>> mpsilvertone@yahoo-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (HarryLime) wrote in   
   >>> news:FLKcnd2wb-54Qxn0nZ2dnZfqn_qdnZ2d@giganews.com:   
   >>>   
   >>>   
   >>>> NancyGene wrote:   
   >>>>   
   >>>> NancyGene wrote:   
   >>>> We found the attached letter, which had been rolled into a   
   >>>> mayonnaise jar years ago, stored at the Library of Congress.  There   
   >>>> is absolutely no doubt that Ahmos Zu-Bolton was never in Columbus,   
   >>>> GA, and the person who claims that he was is a liar.   
   >>>>   
   >>>>   
   >>>> Ahmos Zu-Bolton proof positive.   
   >>>>   
   >>>>   
   >>>> And the paper even carries his personal watermark.   
   >>>>   
   >>>> Between the watermark and Library of Congress provenance, this   
   >>>> would definitely be considered admissible evidence.   
   >>>>   
   >>>> Loved the letter, btw.  Who knew that Ahmos was this funny?   
   >>>>   
   >>>>   
   >>>   
   >>>   
   >>> Given the evidence that NG has presented and the fact that Little   
   >>> Willie Douchebag is a proven liar, I think it's easy to say that   
   >>> Dreckster loses again.   
   >>   
   >>   
   >> Ahmos Zu-Bolton was known to be a very funny guy.  We don't know what   
   >> his reference to Mooses was, but that may have come from his time in   
   >> the service (where he never met Dan Barfly).  Evidently Zu-Bolton   
   >> wrote EXCLUSIVELY on his watermarked stationery, to avoid forgeries.   
   >>   
   >> We have a Library of Congress library card, so we were able to verify   
   >> the letter.  The Ghost of Zu-Bolton says "LIAR!" to Will Donkey.   
   >   
   >   
   >   
   > Thank you to Cujo and Michael for the compliments on our research.   
   > George Dunce must be even more jealous of us, but what can he do about   
   > it?  Spankings by moonlight?  Moose Tracks ice cream?  Play "A House   
   > (box) is Not a Home" on the record player?   
      
   Credit where credit is due. Dreckweasel is used to losing but not this   
   badly.   
      
   PS: Direct hit! You sunk his smelly battleship.   
      
   --   
   "The fact that it doesn't apply to the poem is of little consequence to   
   you, because your poems don't have a literary basis, because you're   
   functionally illiterate and haven't got a clue as to what a poem is." -   
   Little Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from Pendragon   
      
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