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> [quote="HarryLime"][quote="NancyGene"]
>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>>>>>>> Rudy Canoza wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene)
>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in news:MMGcnYU0jK32yMz0nZ2dnZfqn_WdnZ2d@giganews.com:
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>>>>>>>>>>> DeSockpuppet"]nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invali
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>>>>>>>>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> nancygene.andjayme@gmail-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (NancyGene)
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>>>>>>>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> Peter J Ross wrote in
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>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On 2025-12-21, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Peter J Ross wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>> news:slrn10kgn63.ccr.pjr@pjr.example.invalid:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On 2025-12-21, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Peter J Ross wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>> news:slrn10kglpk.ccr.pjr@pjr.example.invalid:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On 2025-12-21, Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>> mpsilvertone@yahoo-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (HarryLime) wrote
>>>>>>>>>>> in news:s7ecndeIn6PRzNX0nZ2dnZfqn_idnZ2d@giganews.com:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> NancyGene wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> Winter Teeth Descending
>>>>>>>>>>> a poem by Will Donkey and NancyGene
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> My presents are season-sincere
>>>>>>>>>>> Don’t look a Gift Donkey in the mouth
>>>>>>>>>>> Objects are worse than they appear
>>>>>>>>>>> My molars migrated Deep South
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> That would make for a wonderful Christmas card -- both photo
>>>>>>>>>>> and verse.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Of course it would only be sent to people one doesn't
>>>>>>>>>>> particularly like.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Xmas card for Dreckweasel? Say no more!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> "Times are tough
>>>>>>>>>>> So is your steak
>>>>>>>>>>> Get those teeth fixed
>>>>>>>>>>> For God's sake!"
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> "In the bleak midwinter,
>>>>>>>>>>> Dreckery lived in a shack.
>>>>>>>>>>> He lost his teeth a while ago,
>>>>>>>>>>> and he'll never get them back!"
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Your toofs are decayed
>>>>>>>>>>> Your gums gotta go
>>>>>>>>>>> Don't gum the mike
>>>>>>>>>>> It's still a shitshow.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Once in royal David's city,
>>>>>>>>>>> Dreckster's smile was far from pretty.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Once on Douchebag Willie's city
>>>>>>>>>>> stood a crappy little shed.
>>>>>>>>>>> Where the bookshelves were of cardboard
>>>>>>>>>>> And his mind, pronounced dead.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Away in a hovel, on a bug-riddled bed,
>>>>>>>>>>> a lttle fat douchebag laid down his thick head.
>>>>>>>>>>> The stars in the bright sky looked down where he lay,
>>>>>>>>>>> the stupid fat douchebag, and his son Clay the Gay.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Up on the Shed Roof
>>>>>>>>>>> -----------
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Up on the shed roof, the blue tarp flaps
>>>>>>>>>>> Out crawls The Dreckster to explore the gaps
>>>>>>>>>>> Down go the termites for their next meal
>>>>>>>>>>> Life in Columbus - what a great deal!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> ( With apologies to Benjamin Hanby
>>>>>>>>>>> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_Hanby )
>>>>>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>>>>>> "Post-editing someone's statement before replying to it is a
>>>>>>>>>>> sure sign that you have already lost the argument." - Little
>>>>>>>>>>> Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from Pendragon
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> All great (and appropriate) verse for the Donkey's Christmas
>>>>>>>>>>> card!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> We love the new stanzas. "Away in a Hovel" is sung by
>>>>>>>>>>> carolers in Columbus.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> What's the last thing you want to see looking in your window
>>>>>>>>>>> at Christmas time?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> 10. Stinky G
>>>>>>>>>>> 9. Vinyl c*nt
>>>>>>>>>>> 8. HandySandy
>>>>>>>>>>> 7. Shaun Cocaine
>>>>>>>>>>> 6. The ConBros
>>>>>>>>>>> 5. Jack Guttersnipe
>>>>>>>>>>> 4. Dirty Mike
>>>>>>>>>>> 3. DirtNap Dave
>>>>>>>>>>> 2. George Dunce
>>>>>>>>>>> 1. Will Donkey
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> 11. The freshly dragged corpse of KKKlucles Liezlotz.
>>>>>>>>>>> 12. Clay the Gay
>>>>>>>>>>> 13. The Rotting Corpse of Pickles (take it for a drag,
>>>>>>>>>>> Douchebag!) 14. PHJR
>>>>>>>>>>> 15. Jordy and his "uncle"
>>>>>>>>>>> 16. Ducky Mallard, Male Model
>>>>>>>>>>> 17. The ashes of Tommy "Tosser" Bishop.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> 18. The Holy Barber
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> 19. Joey Stout
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> 20. "Geno" Willfuck
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> 21. Discarded bandages from a chunky mummy
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> 22. Holes in the yard filled with Donkey doo.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> 23. sh*t paper dispenser: https://postimg.cc/xX9HWJDn
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> 24. a wad of sh*t paper with green Donkey boogers on it.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> 25. a snaggletoof.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> 26. The Dork Queen
>>>>>>
>>>>>> 27. One Drum Derundo's drum.
>>>>>
>>>>> 28. A Parnello's Pizza mobile.
>>>>
>>>> 29. P.D. Wilson (unless he's there to kill Will)
>>>
>>> 30. Cross-eyed Cousin Jenny
>>
>> 31. A feral cat with a bite taken out of it.
>
>
> 32. Deby Loves-Pain in the pane
33. The freshly dragged corpse of KKKluckles LiezLotz.
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"The fact that it doesn't apply to the poem is of little consequence to
you, because your poems don't have a literary basis, because you're
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