From: cujo@petitmorte.net   
      
   mpsilvertone@yahoo-dot-com.no-spam.invalid (HarryLime) wrote in   
   news:UW-dnZ-ybLMX6hv0nZ2dnZfqn_udnZ2d@giganews.com:   
      
   >> NancyGene wrote:   
   >>   
   >>> HarryLime wrote:   
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   >>>> HarryLime wrote:   
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   >>>>> HarryLime wrote:   
   >>>>> February 4th is Hog Bottom Day.   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> On Hog Bottom Day, Punxatawney Will pokes his head out from under   
   >>>>> his tarp.   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> If he sees his shadow, it's 6 more weeks of winter.   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> Unfortunately, he saw it.   
   >>>>   
   >>>>   
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   >>>>   
   >>>> Chattahoochee Will predicts that winter will end in a day or two.   
   >>>>   
   >>>> He peeked out from under his tarp and saw LoHo making a wish on a   
   >>>> dandelion that had already gone to seed.   
   >>>   
   >>>   
   >>>   
   >>> Punxsutawney Will claims that Chattahoochee Will is nothing but a   
   >>> fat rat bastard.   
   >>   
   >>   
   >> Punxsutawney Will claims that Chattahoochee Will is nothing but a   
   >> hoochee coochee fat rat bastard.   
   >   
   >   
   >   
   > Chattahoochee Will shoots back that he's eaten bigger groundhogs than   
   > Punxsutawney Will for breakfast.   
   >   
   >   
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   No groundhog deserves that fate. Mind you, the stench as Douchebag Willie   
   approaches could be a form of really unpleasant euthanasia.   
      
   CALL the ASPCA and the delousing teams!   
      
      
   --   
   "The fact that it doesn't apply to the poem is of little consequence to   
   you, because your poems don't have a literary basis, because you're   
   functionally illiterate and haven't got a clue as to what a poem is." -   
   Little Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from Pendragon   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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