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>>> NancyGene wrote:
>>> Winter Teeth Descending
>>> a poem by Will Donkey and NancyGene
>>>
>>> My presents are season-sincere
>>> Don’t look a Gift Donkey in the mouth
>>> Objects are worse than they appear
>>> My molars migrated Deep South
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>>> That would make for a wonderful Christmas card -- both photo
>>> and verse.
>>>
>>> Of course it would only be sent to people one doesn't
>>> particularly like.
>>>
>>> Xmas card for Dreckweasel? Say no more!
>>>
>>> "Times are tough
>>> So is your steak
>>> Get those teeth fixed
>>> For God's sake!"
>>>
>>> "In the bleak midwinter,
>>> Dreckery lived in a shack.
>>> He lost his teeth a while ago,
>>> and he'll never get them back!"
>>>
>>> Your toofs are decayed
>>> Your gums gotta go
>>> Don't gum the mike
>>> It's still a shitshow.
>>>
>>> Once in royal David's city,
>>> Dreckster's smile was far from pretty.
>>>
>>> Once on Douchebag Willie's city
>>> stood a crappy little shed.
>>> Where the bookshelves were of cardboard
>>> And his mind, pronounced dead.
>>>
>>> Away in a hovel, on a bug-riddled bed,
>>> a lttle fat douchebag laid down his thick head.
>>> The stars in the bright sky looked down where he lay,
>>> the stupid fat douchebag, and his son Clay the Gay.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Up on the Shed Roof
>>> -----------
>>>
>>> Up on the shed roof, the blue tarp flaps
>>> Out crawls The Dreckster to explore the gaps
>>> Down go the termites for their next meal
>>> Life in Columbus - what a great deal!
>>>
>>> ( With apologies to Benjamin Hanby
>>> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_Hanby )
>>> --
>>> "Post-editing someone's statement before replying to it is a
>>> sure sign that you have already lost the argument." - Little
>>> Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from Pendragon
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> All great (and appropriate) verse for the Donkey's Christmas
>>> card!
>>>
>>>
>>> We love the new stanzas. "Away in a Hovel" is sung by
>>> carolers in Columbus.
>>>
>>>
>>> What's the last thing you want to see looking in your window
>>> at Christmas time?
>>>
>>> 10. Stinky G
>>> 9. Vinyl c*nt
>>> 8. HandySandy
>>> 7. Shaun Cocaine
>>> 6. The ConBros
>>> 5. Jack Guttersnipe
>>> 4. Dirty Mike
>>> 3. DirtNap Dave
>>> 2. George Dunce
>>> 1. Will Donkey
>>>
>>>
>>> 11. The freshly dragged corpse of KKKlucles Liezlotz.
>>> 12. Clay the Gay
>>> 13. The Rotting Corpse of Pickles (take it for a drag,
>>> Douchebag!) 14. PHJR
>>> 15. Jordy and his "uncle"
>>> 16. Ducky Mallard, Male Model
>>> 17. The ashes of Tommy "Tosser" Bishop.
>>>
>>> 18. The Holy Barber
>>>
>>> 19. Joey Stout
>>>
>>> 20. "Geno" Willfuck
>>>
>>>
>>> 21. Discarded bandages from a chunky mummy
>>>
>>> 22. Holes in the yard filled with Donkey doo.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> 23. sh*t paper dispenser: https://postimg.cc/xX9HWJDn
>>>
>>> 24. a wad of sh*t paper with green Donkey boogers on it.
>>>
>>> 25. a snaggletoof.
>>>
>>> 26. The Dork Queen
>>>
>>> 27. One Drum Derundo's drum.
>>>
>>> 28. A Parnello's Pizza mobile.
>>>
>>> 29. P.D. Wilson (unless he's there to kill Will)
>>>
>>> 30. Cross-eyed Cousin Jenny
>>>
>>> 31. A feral cat with a bite taken out of it.
>>>
>>>
>>> 32. Deby Loves-Pain in the pane
>>>
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>> 33. The freshly dragged corpse of KKKluckles LiezLotz.
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> 34. The ghastly visage and music of the Shadowville Shitkickers
35. Nelly Black Mega-Farts
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"The fact that it doesn't apply to the poem is of little consequence to
you, because your poems don't have a literary basis, because you're
functionally illiterate and haven't got a clue as to what a poem is." -
Little Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from Pendragon
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