From: cujo@petitmorte.net   
      
   Will Dockery  wrote in   
   news:1770996006-3274@newsgrouper.org:   
      
   >   
   > Cujo DeSockpuppet  posted:   
   >> Will Dockery wrote:   
   >> >> CujoDeSockpuppet wrote in   
   >> >> news:93ydnTb2OdCbOBP0nZ2dnZfqn_ednZ2d@giganews.com:   
   >> >>> Miguel Sucio wrote:   
   >>   
   >> >>>>> More verification of just how bad the music is in Columbus.   
   >> >>>>> This   
   >> >> >> from the guy who cleaned up that one corner of the Dockery   
   >> >> >> shed.   
   >> >> >>   
   >> >> >>>> Shaun Crane   
   >> >> >>>> I realize tonight why no one ever claims Columbus, GA, and   
   >> >> >>>> never wants to perform here or come to this city. Did you   
   >> >> >>>> know Johnny Cash played here? The freaking crowd was sh*t,   
   >> >> >>>> and guess what? He never came back again!   
   >> >> >>>   
   >> >> >> According to artificial intelligence:   
   >> >> >> "Bands often overlook Columbus, GA, due to a limited local   
   >> >> >> music scene, a lack of mid-sized venues, and competition with   
   >> >> >> nearby larger cities like Atlanta. Other factors contributing   
   >> >> >> to fewer touring acts include high crime rates and perceived   
   >> >> >> bureaucratic challenges for booking, along with limited venue   
   >> >> >> options.   
   >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> Venue Limitations: There is a notable shortage of mid-sized   
   >> >> >> music halls, making it difficult to attract regional or larger   
   >> >> >> acts.   
   >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> Scene Dynamics: The local scene is often described as sparse,   
   >> >> >> with some venues relying on local, amateur talent rather than   
   >> >> >> touring bands.   
   >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> Competition and Location: Being 90 miles southwest of Atlanta,   
   >> >> >> many bands choose to play the major market rather than   
   >> >> >> Columbus.   
   >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> Safety Concerns: High crime rates, with a one in 35 chance of   
   >> >> >> becoming a victim, can deter touring artists.   
   >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> Financial Viability: Some venues may not offer competitive pay   
   >> >> >> for touring bands, and high cover charges at smaller venues can   
   >> >> >> hinder turnout. "   
   >> >> >>   
   >> >> >> They don't mention the smell of unwashed donkeys.  A one in 35   
   >> >> >> chance is a pretty good chance of being accosted, robbed or   
   >> >> >> murdered.   
   >> >> >   
   >> >> > I think this line says it most eloquently: "The local scene is   
   >> >> > often described as sparse."   
   >> >>   
   >> >> I think they were describing the talent of the performers.   
   >> >   
   >> > Since you're apparently lacking in any talent, Kevin Fries, you   
   >> > sound a little bit jealous this morning.   
   >> >   
   >> > Below are examples of my poetry and songwriting, let's see you try   
   >> > to top it, as you promised me you could do over eleven years ago.   
   >> >   
   >> > "If you're scared, say you're scared."   
   >>   
   >> Where's the acttual statement where I said exactly what you claimed?   
   >   
   > It's been posted several times, lying troll Kevin Fries.   
      
   You said you would repost it, liar. Still waiting, Douchebag.   
      
      
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